Oprah Loves Kate’s Boobs

Oprah Winfrey certainly has a thing for Kate Winslet’s breasts, telling the Kate on her show:

“I love the fact that you have real breasts, ’cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do.”

“There’s that wonderful thing, you know, if you are a woman, you’re lying on your back, your breasts they go to – they part – but if you look at a woman with not real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up,” she told the actress, who won two Golden Globes Sunday. “That’s how you know. God bless your real breasts!”

I think someone has been pressing the pause button on the DVD way too often!

Tom Returns To Oprah

The last time Tom Cruise was on Oprah’s show, was June 23, 2005 and his behaviour was, shall we say, less then normal.

That was nearly three years ago and now it is reported that he is set to appear again. There is no news on the topic of the show, but you can expect some light spin on the whole couch jumping episode.

Coincidentally, the timing fits in with the May sweeps and his 25th anniversary of being in film. Other A-list celebrities are rumored to be involved in the show, which may be being filmed at Tom’s Colorado house next Friday. The show may go to air Monday, the 5th of May.

Paris’ Bubble To Burst?

For Paris Hilton at long last it looks like the shitith hath hitith the fan.

Well we can hope.

It is about time her bubble burst. It is one thing to be famous and a celebrity, but at least most celebrities bring something to the table.

What contribution had Paris made to popular culture?

She has a very parasitic modus operandi, where at the first sign of anyone taking some of the limelight away from her she befriends them and then proceeds to lead them down self-destructive paths that destroy their reputations.

Now you can say that many deserve it for being stupid and naïve and while this is probably true, they seem to get caught up in the moment and lose many of their moderating restraints.

As an example, see Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and recently Britney Spears.

So it comes with some relish to see Paris being criticised for her recent exposure for recist comments.

After videos of her and sister Nicky Hilton using racial slurs hit the Internet, groups have been hankering for her throat. GLAAD has already asked for Paris to explain herself and now an organization devoted to boycotting Paris has been formed. The National Boycott of Paris Hilton Movement has issued a letter to FILA asking them to reconsider Paris as their loudmouth.

A rep for the group said, “Paris Hilton, is not the ‘face’ you or any Fortune 500 company desires.”

Paris has since said she “regrets” making those slurs. FILA has not responded yet to the letter.

In the video Paris and Nicky are seen laughing like idiots after they call a man a “fag” and Paris refers to herself by saying, “We’re like two niggers.” Later in the video Paris calls someone a, “…nigger hoodlum, broke poor bitch from, like, Compton.”

So where is the public outcry over this?

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“No Wedding!” Says Brangelina Rep

A rep for Brad Pitt has vehemently denied the rumours of a Johannesburg wedding to Angelina Jolie, saying: “It’s all made up.”

Quite a number of celeb blogs and tabloids reported this week that the couple would finally marry in a simple African ceremony, and that Oprah Winfrey would attend. A source close to the couple has said this is simply not true. “Oprah would not be invited to their wedding. They are not that close,” said the source.

It doesn’t sound like there’s going to be wedding bells for the couple for quite some time, as Brad is still sticking to his announcement in the October Esquire, that he would not marry Angelina until “everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.” [Source]

So, when will Brangelina tie the knot?? How long is a piece of string??

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Tom Cruise Just Fell Off Oprah’s ‘Favourites’ List

Oprah Winfrey has been snubbed (again!) by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!

We all know she wasn’t invited to their Italian nuptials, and a rep for Ms. Winfrey has just confirmed that she also hasn’t been invited to their second wedding party, which is to take place this Saturday in Beverly Hills.

It’s strange that Oprah should be excluded from these events, considering she and Tom have supposedly been ‘close friends for years.’ What’s even stranger is that a number of celebrities invited to the wedding (for example, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Jim Carrey, etc) aren’t even friends with the couple.

I guess this means that Tom Cruise isn’t going to be on Oprah’s ‘favourite celebrity’ list for much longer…

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Saint Oprah Is An Oreo

50 Cent thinks Saint Oprah is an Oredo, black on the outside, but white on the inside.

In the January issue of Elle, the rapper says Winfrey “started out with black women’s views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she’s become one herself.

I think the idea of being publicly noted that she’s a billionaire makes [black women] interested in seeing her views. But it’s even more exciting to the demographic of white American women she’s been aiming at to see that she has the exact same views that they have.

It’s all about the money mate, nothing more than that.

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Rosie, Tom, Opah, and Barbara

Rosie O’Donnell has thrown her substantial weight behind Tom Cruise and said that she blames Oprah Winfrey for his couch jumping antics.

O’Donnell lashed out at the talk show queen saying she should have stopped his over the top antics.

“I saw him doing the couch jumping. I wasn’t mad at him. I was mad at Oprah. Oprah, couldn’t you have said, ‘Tommy, come here! Don’t jump’” [Source]

That should go over well with Queen Oprah.

In further O’Donnell news, she is yet to begin her new gig as co-host for The View, and is already making waves. Rosie has been complaining about the show on her blog.

Walters commented in Newsweek magazine saying “I didn’t like the blog. I’m counting on Rosie’s intelligence and sensitivity and humor.”

“This is, after all, an entertainment show. It is based on people who like each other and are having a good time, not on people who are arguing and unhappy.”

Soon after Walters spoke to the magazine, she received flowers and a card from her new co-host reading, “Barbara, I only want the promos and the show to be great. And I love you. Love, Ro.” [Source]

Oprah Winfrey Furious With Angelina Jolie

Oprah is pretty pissed with Angelina for turning down her request to participate in her charity work.

Winfrey invited Jolie to help promote a girl’s school in Africa and was shocked when Jolie refused.

A source told Star magazine: “Oprah thought Angelina would jump at the chance because she knows how much Angelina loves Africa,”

“Oprah says it’s the last time she’ll ask Angelina to help with any of her causes.”

Jolie is allegedly still raw from Oprah’s siding with Aniston in the wake of her split from Jolie’s new man Brad Pitt.

A friend of Jolie’s added: “Angelina has never forgiven Oprah for siding with Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt split from Jen.”

Can Jolie hope to overcome the power of Ms Winfrey? [Source]