Lily Allen Googles Herself 10 Times Each Day

Lily Allen is a bit of an irrelevance to me, which she should enjoy reading, on one of her forays in the Googling herself 10 times each day.

The latest inane statement to come out of her mouth is her desire to shed her clothes in front of the cameras.

Hasn’t she already flashed enough flesh that no one wanted to see?

“I’m just very comfortable in my body,” she admits to Extra in an interview. “I wouldn’t do it in a ‘Hey-Look-At-My-Boobs kind of way. ‘ ”

On her gogling activities, she had this to say:

“I Google myself about ten times a day and that’s the truth,” she says of keeping up with the latest gossip. “They bother me if they’re inaccurate in which case I sue… In which case it doesn’t bother me because I make money out of it!”

Kind of a contradiction whouldn’t you say? They bother her if they’re inaccurate in which case she sues… In which case it doesn’t bother her.More like she gets her revenge.

A word of advice, keep your clothes on, as very few people really want to see you naked. Now, if you were Katy Perry, that would be a different thing.

Peaches Geldof Topless

Just one week after confirming divorce rumors, Bob Geldof’s 19 year old daughter, Peaches Geldof hits the surf at a five-star South American beach resort.

These shots are so staged they could be featured in Playboy, Of course, they are meant to be purely accidental, but have a look at them!

Oh yeah, and check out her tatts…

Quote of the Day: Ashlee Simpson Is Plastic

“She looks plastic as hell … she went to the factory and got a whole new face.”

– Singer Nick Carter on his former girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson.

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Paris- Sex, Drugs And A Backdoor Boy

Former Backdoor Boy Nick Carter, in another attempt at resurrecting some kind of profile, has spilled the beans to the News of The World on Paris’ lack of bedroom prowess.

Backdoor claims Paris was crap in bed becuase she was so wasted on drugs and goes on to tell News of the World:

“She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex.

“She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.

“I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.”

He claims she was so hooked on the drug she’d even smuggle it on to aeroplanes — in TEDDY BEARS.

“If she was going overseas she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis,” he said.

“She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.”

“Paris made it clear she wanted to have sex and couldn’t keep her hands off me,” he said.

“At the start she loved to tease me by saying she wasn’t wearing any pants. But because I know Paris is used to getting what she wants when she wants, I was determined to make her wait, which drove her wild with desire.

“In fact I held out for three weeks before I had sex with her.

Backdoor also says that the only thing that made Paris really happy was looking at her own reflection and tellign herself how attractive she is.

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Carter’s Attempt to Spin More Publicity

Following on from the previous post…

Since Ashlee’s (or Joe’s) denial of the affair Nick claims to have had with her, Carter has apologised to Ashlee on Ryan Seacrest’s Los Angeles radio show – but not for more publicity, surely…Nick Dick would NEVER do that…

Anyway, Nick Dick had this to say to Seacrest: “[I never meant] to throw her [Ashlee] under the bus in the whole entire situation”.

“This was one of those things that I wanted to keep under wraps… and then my brother kind of let the cat out of the bag”. That explains the volatile relationship with his brother, then…well, that and the fact that his brother supposedly slept with Paris, too – who HASN’T slept with that girl?!?

Dick continues: “Paris and her [Ashlee] are two different people and Ashlee is a good person from what I know… and I’m not saying Paris is a bad person, but I’m saying she’s got to work her problems out.”

Good luck getting with Ash now, Dickie-Boy!! You should have thought of that before you blabbed to the press for your own personal gains!!

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Simpson Camp Says “Nick & Ashlee Hook-up False”

Ashlee Simpson, or actually, father Joe Simpson, has slammed comments made by Dick (Nick) Carter (on his daughter’s behalf).

You might remember the post I made from a few days ago, in which Dick Carter claimed that he slept with Ashlee Simpson (allegedly while she was still with then-bf Ryan) to get back at his cheating girlfriend, Paris Hilton.

To refresh your memory, Carter said: “I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.”

In retaliation, Joe insists their hook-up never took place, and that it was nothing more than a publicity stunt to help Carter’s D-List career. (Well, he didn’t really say that last part, by I’m sure he was thinking it, and I’m sure that it’s true!)

Joe says of the outrageous claims: “No! That is so random. When I heard that, I was dying laughing.”

So were we, Joe, so were we…

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Nick Carter Is A Nut

Video of Dick (head) Carter going off his tree about his brother hooking up with Paris after she dropped him.

Now I am inclined to think that this is totally done for the camera, but it could also be that Dick (head) is a complete psychopath.

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Nick Carter’s Sex Confessions – Part 2

Following on from my previous post yesterday, it seems Nick Carter had more to say about his sex life during his radio interview with Howard Stern.

Apparently, Nick lost his virginity to Debra LaFave, the notorious Florida schoolteacher, who shocked America by having sex with her 13-year-old student.

Nick says that he dated LaFave for 18 months when they attended school together, but ended up dumping her because “she had cheated on me [Nick] with a girl.”

Nick’s management team advised him to keep quiet during the scandal (when America found out about LaFave’s fetish for young students), because they were worried about the controversy.

He says: “My publicist is like, ‘Stay as far away from that s**t as you can.’ She was probably my number one. But maybe that’s just because it was my first. Actually a lot of the girls I’ve had the best sex with or best anything with have been just normal girls.”

Is that Nick’s way of saying that Ashlee and Paris were crap in the sack, or will we be hearing another interview on that subject soon…perhaps when he needs an ego boost and some cash??

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Nick Carter’s Sex Confessions

Nick Carter is the latest in a long line of celebs to spill the beans on his “sexual encounters.”

The former Backstreet Boy says he “opted for a bit of revenge sex,” when he found out his girlfriend at the time, Paris Hilton, had cheated on him with Chad Michael Murray.

He told the New York Post that he was “so upset” with Paris, that as soon as she’d left for Australia, he “made a beeline for Ashlee Simpson’s bed.”

“I’d fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset,” he said.

“So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.”

“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did.’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’ I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it [bleep]ing bitch-face comes back.”

“I got so burnt over that whole Paris [bleep] with all this swinging and switching. Whatever happened to morals and values?”

Well, Nick, it sounds like you don’t have any either, if you’re willing to dish on private things like this. Perhaps that’s why you and Paris hooked up in the first place…you were made for each other!ÂÂ