Kelly Osbourne Set For Vegas Wedding?

Kelly Osbourne is reportedly going to tie the knot with Luke Worrell in Las Vegas next year, after getting engaged in September.

The couple chose a Vegas wedding, rather than the traditional church affair (yeah right), as they want their wedding to be fun and may yet opt for an Elvis themed wedding.

After all, nothing spells class like an Elvis themed wedding.

Personally, I reckon someone needs to kick Luke’s dog and break his white cane!

Kelly Blobourne Wears Spandex To Hold In Fat

This comes straight out of the ‘No Shit Sherlock’ category.

Kelly Osbourne is squidging out in so many places that normal underwear gives up the ghost and she has had to resort to wearing ‘control underwear’ to keep all the blubber in place.

Blobourne wears a full body stocking ‘practically every day’ to ensure she looks ’svelte’ under her tight dresses.

If that is svelte, I’d hate to see what she calls porky!

Kelly says:

“For a long time people have told me I’m fat and ugly and a spoiled brat. The media perceived me in a certain way and I fell into it. But I’ve changed a lot over the past year.

“Now I think before I speak. I’ve grown up a bit and I’m choosing my own career path.”

Kelly, sometimes, family and friends don’t want to tell you; it is often easier for an outsider to just come out and say it.

You’re fat.

Kelly Osbourne Likes Older Men

Belle of the Ball, Kelly Osbourne has given up on younger men and is on the prowl for an older guy.

Following the advice of friend Lily Allen, who told Kelly that she didn’t know why she goes out with young boys. Read more

Who’s Keira’s New Man??

I thought despite her problems with Rupert, things were still going steady with the couple…

Now, I see these new pictures of Keira out and about with a mystery “male companion,” and I think…”perhaps not.”

He’s very “plain” looking…not at all like the usual “girly model” types she goes for.

Ok, enough dissecting her new shopping buddy, and time to start picking apart her outfit…

Shorts and tights? And knee high boots?? I like the jacket (and that’s about the only part of her outfit I do like – and I’ve actually got a jacket just like that on lay-by for winter), but I must ask…”what’s with the hat?!” She wears them everywhere she goes! Is that because she loves them, or because she’s hopeless at having to style her own hair?

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Kelly Osbourne Gets Married

In what will surely be the celebrity wedding of the year, Kelly Osbourne has married long time boyfriend Matty Derham. The pair who has been dating for a week was married while attending a music festival.

In a setting that simply screams class, the wedding ceremony took place in a traditional 16th century inflatable church. You’d have to be proud of that.

Actually the whole thing seems pretty fake and more along the lines of having your name printed on fake newspaper headings style of thing.

The truth will emerge soon enough. [Source]