Keith’s “Daddy-Coke” a Joke?

You know that disgusting story on Keith Richards I posted this morning? Apparently, it’s little more than a sick joke…or so the wrinkled rocker’s rep says, anyway…

“Said in jest. Can’t believe anyone took [it] seriously,” his rep, Jane Rose, said.

The source of this new piece of information, MTV, then decided to bag out those who’d posted that it was for real, stating that “nobody bothered trying to confirm it with a Richards representative — why spoil the fun with facts?”

Now, surely they know that just because a rep “poo poos” the idea, it doesn’t mean it isn’t true…after all, a prime example of this would be Britney Spears, when she puked all over her boyfriend, and her rep said it was just “peanut butter” on his hands…

Yeah…so it’s not only “he world of celebrity journalism” that reports untruths…

I’m now in two minds about Keith…did he do it, or was it a joke? His rep’s statement doesn’t have me believing it was entirely “in jest.”

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Keith Richards Ingests Father

Yes, you read the header correct…Keith Richards now has a little piece of daddy inside of him…literally!

The aging rocker has admitted in a recent interview to “snorting his father’s ashes,” after mixing them with cocaine, and all because he “couldn’t resist!”

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared. It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive,” Keith said.

Ok…that is just sick and wrong in sooo many ways…I think I’m going to be sick…

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