Mark Wahlberg has admitted that he sees a resemblance between his young nephew and a naked Kate Moss.

The actor – who’s new movie Max Payne is box-office-flopping in theatres now – said that he’s not really into the whole “waif thing”, and is more interested in curvy women.

“It was ok. I wasn’t into the waif thing,” Wahlberg said of his 1992 photoshoot with Moss.

“She kind of looked like my nephew.

“I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.”

She’s a very pretty nephew?? Geeze, talk about hitting a girl where it hurts!

I guess Moss won’t be signing up for any reunion shoots with Marky Mark anytime soon…

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Sniffing drugs seems to run in the Moss family…

Model Kate Moss has revealed that her 5-year-old daughter, Lila Grace, has a penchant for sniffing gasoline.

Little Lila loves the smell so much, in fact, that whenever Kate is at a gas station, she leaves her car door open so that her daughter can get a good whiff of the stuff.

“I’ve heard [gasoline] is one of the most preferred scents in the world,” Kate said. “Maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance.”

Is that Kate’s backwards way of trying to get her daughter to spend more time with her? Rub on a bit of gasoline-scented perfume and little Lila will be all over her!

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Model Kate Moss had a rather embarrassing brush with the paparazzi in Germany, after part of her blonde hair extensions fell out while she was walking down the red carpet.

The 34-year-old – who was in Germany for the launch of her new fragrance, Velvet Hour – was then mocked by photographers over the mishap. One paparazzi even went as far as to pick up the clump of blonde hair and pose for photographs with it!

Witnesses say Moss turned up to the Berlin event with “larger than usual” hair, something which didn’t last long, as her tousled locks fell to the ground amongst a sea of waiting paparazzi.

I wonder if Kate’s hair will be available on eBay soon? It wouldn’t be the first time a star’s discarded ’something’ was sold on the auction site.

Moss has already been alleged to be going bald, so this hair extension fiasco of hers will only serve to strengthen those rumours.

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We all know that girls like to go to the bathroom together. For a guy, it is one of those mysteries of the universe things. Sure, we know it happens, but ask anyone of us to give an explanation and we just shake our heads and go back to our drinks.

But for Kate moss, simply taking her friends to the bathroom is not enough, she actually wants them in the cubicle with her while she does her business.

Kate was at the Agent Provocateur event and kicked up a real stink when the toilet attendant refused to allow Kate to enter with her three friends.

“But I’m hosting the event!” she complained. The bathroom attendant didn’t budge. At that point, Kate said “Forget it” and walked away.

Twenty minutes later she left with her group, yelling about finding another place.”

Most of the girls I know may be able to go pee pee with other people near by, but it is not the sort of thing you would normally need help with, so I presume she had a recalcitrant turd onboard. I don’t think any of the girls I know would be comfortable taking a big steaming dump with their friends in there with them though.

Maybe she wanted them in there for some other reason!

Why do the models always go crazy over ugly, drunk, drugged up rockers??

Since Kate Moss dumped serial rehab-er Pete Doherty, rival British model Agyness Deyn (a younger, hotter version of Moss) has been cutting in on her turf and spending an awful lot of time with the Babyshambles frontman… and Moss is NOT happy!

Things between the two models have been less than friendly for quite some time now, but when Moss found out that 25-year-old Deyn and her own rocker beau, Josh Hubbarb, are now regulars at Doherty’s Wiltshire pad, it was the final straw.

A pal explained: “Kate can be like an ice maiden when she doesn’t take to someone, and things between her and Agy have been very frosty. Everyone keeps making comparisons about them, and it is getting on both of their nerves.

“Kate is feeling particularly sensitive because Agyness is only just starting out and is nearly 10 years younger than her.

“She feels Agy is trying to copy her. She hangs out in similar places and they have friends in common.

“And she went mad when she heard Agy had become close mates with Pete. Kate had planned to nip into Pete’s for his birthday party. But she heard Agy was there and said it would be too awkward.”

Another source added that it was only a matter of time before a good, old-fashioned slap-fest broke out between the two models… let’s hope someone will be smart enough to get that event on camera.

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Kate Moss arrives at LAX airport last night, so what is the problem with this picture?

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Kate Moss has reportedly told fans in Amsterdam she is going to marry boyfriend Jamie Hince.

Moss and Hince came out of a bar together giggling and looking very happy. Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones when she blurted out:

‘I’m getting married’.”

The couple have been dating since last summer, just a few months after Kate finally split from 29-year-old Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty for the millionth time.

Hopefully this will encourage her to clean herself up and leave behind Doherty’s destructive influence.

Supermodel Kate Moss looks more emaciated by the day!!

Here’s her latest photoshoot with Vogue magazine, where she is yet again flashing her flat chest around.

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How this girl is still a supermodel I’ve no idea… she’s only 33, yet she looks like a hard-faced 50-year-old who’s had bad plastic surgery. Must be all that coke… bad for the skin.ÂÂ

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Kate Moss just can’t seem to keep her top on. This time it is in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, where Kate has gone sans top once again and flashes her boobs and nipples for all the cameras.

The Babyshambles front man was so overcome with jealousy, says a friend, that he downed an entire bottle of pills “in a desperate bid to block out the pain” of what he deems as Kate’s heartless betrayal.

Doherty’s minder, Johnny “Headlock” Jeannevol said: “Pete’s been really wound up over Kate showing off her new man.

“He saw an opportunity to take an overdose and took it. He told me he didn’t know what the pills were but thought ‘f*** it’ and took them all.

“He doesn’t care what drugs do to him—in fact, he likes finding out.”

Of course, his lack-lustre attempt at suicide didn’t work, and the only thing he got out of consuming the bottle of pills was a hangover and a day or two feeling “violently ill.” But isn’t that the way Pete spends every day? I thought a bottle of pills was like a party kick for the singer, not a way to try and kill himself.

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