Hef’s High Maintenance, Says Madison

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison has come clean about her relationship with the aging mogul, admitting that he was a “high maintenance” lover who wasn’t able to “get busy” in the bedroom too often.

Madison told Extra: “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance.

“Sorry, Hef… I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance.”

The former # 1 girlfriend, who is rumoured to be dating Las Vegas illusionist Criss Angel, added that she and Hef hadn’t had sex for a “long time” prior to their public breakup.

“I haven’t had sex in a really long time,” Madison said during a recent interview with In Touch magazine. “And that’s the honest truth.”

Not to worry… I think a near-nonexistent love life with an 82-year-old is probably a good thing…

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Holly Madison Dating Criss Angel

Holly Madison has ditched one freak for another!

The Playmate and former # 1 girlfriend of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has left the velvet-robed geriatric for the infamous magician, Criss Angel.

Angel – who’s previous celebrity conquests include Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz – has been spotted out and about with Madison over the last several weeks in Las Vegas, and confirmed their relationship on the opening night of his new Cirque Du Soleil show, “Believe.”

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with,” Angel told the crowd.

When Angel was asked how he’d managed to snag himself a Playmate, the illusionist replied: “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

After his opening show, Angel and Madison were seen heading to a private after-party hand-in-hand. They were later spotted by onlookers “kissing and snuggling.”

Ewww… that’s a ‘mind freak’ if ever I saw one!

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Hef’s Bunnies Hop Away

It looks like The Girls Next Door is now officially kaput, with Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner confirming that his relationships with girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are over for good.

“If [Holly] says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner said, after news of Holly Madison’s confirmation met his ears earlier today.

“But like I’ve said before,” the Playboy founder continued, “she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

Likewise, his relationship with fellow girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson will be completely disintegrated by the end of the year, with Wilkinson now openly dating pro-footballer, Hank Baskett.

“The relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year,” Hef said.

Don’t feel too sorry for Hef, though. The aging lothario has already been on the look-out for replacements, and has three young – and very willing – girls to fit the holes that Holly and Kendra have left.

“I’m dancing as fast as I can,” Hef joked.

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