Heather Mills Fixes Wonky Boobs

Heather Mills has gone under the knife for a third time in order to fix her “wonky” cleavage.

The former Mrs. McCartney opted for a third trip to the plastic surgeons after she received “a series of comments” about her “wonky” boobs.

A source explained: “Heather was a model before she met Paul and she wants to make sure she still looks good.

“She has spoken about having surgery before, it’s something she’s pretty comfortable with.”

The first time Mills went under the knife, in her early 20s, was for a breast reduction, and in 2003 (after the birth of her daughter Beatrice), she had a breast lift, resulting in an uneven cleavage.

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Heather Mills Secretly Dating Millionaire

Heather Mills is burning through the cash she received from her huge divorce settlement faster than she can say ‘I drop my pants for money.’

This might explain why she is hooking up with millionaire theatre producer, Marc Sinden.

What is doesn’t explain though, is why in the hell he would want to come anywhere near her tainted chalice.

The pair have reportedly been secretly dating for a while, with Mills, keen to keep the lid on the relationship, probably so someone doesn’t tip him off.

Sinden’s wealth is estimated at a measly £1.8 million, which doesn’t seem like anywhere near enough for her tastes or extravagance.

I can’t see this lasting too long.

Heather Mills Buying New York Apartment

Look out America, Heather Mills is going to buy a $5 million New York apartment and move her whining ass over there.

If you remember, I previously reported that Mills says she could not afford to live in the US, but it now seems she has had a change of heart.

Mills has allegedly signed a contract to buy the two bedroom West Village apartment, previously owned by Nicole Kidman and Calvin Klein.

There goes the neighborhood.

Heather Mills Being Ignored And Winning Friends

The New Zealand Herald has an interesting report on Heather Mills’ latest winning ways.

Not known for winning friends with her personality, Heather has managed to get a whole new group of people offside.

Giving a talk at a charity function in New York about the abuse of puppy farms (whatever that is), in support of a new book about animals (Spot?), Heather chose instead to verbally attack the audience, who she accused of talking over her.

Ranting into the microphone, she yelled:

“Listen up at the back. I haven’t been up for 24 hours and flew here from London to be ignored.”

She also complained about they way she was received:

“People go to these events, have a drink and leave.”

She should be used to that, given her past life. The only difference now is that they don’t leave money on the dresser on their way out.

Skankalicious Heather Mills Was A High Class Hooker

Skankalicious Heather Mills, who has always denied ever having been a hooker appears to have a very selective memory.

A former clam licking pal has spilled the beans on heather’s seedy past, claiming that she worked with her Skankyness as a $20,000 per night hooker. Not only that, she used to perform sizzling lesbian fantasies for her clients.

These are some of the revelations are screening in the UK on a show called “Heather Mills: What Really Happened”.

I already thought she was the highest paid hooker in the World; I mean, who gets $50 million for four years marriage.

Heather Mills Can’t Afford To Move To The US

America can relax, it seems like $50 million is nowhere near enough money to get by on in the US, well according to Heather MIlls that is. I bloody hope she doesn’t consider moving to Australia now.

During her recent stay in the US, Mills was reported to be viewing properties in the prestigious Greenwich Village area of the city.

Mills’ representative Michelle Elyzabeth has denied the rumors, saying that there is no way Mills can afford a New York home.

She says, “She doesn’t have that much money. It’s a lot of money to a regular person, but once you want to start supporting good causes, that money goes really quick.”

Heather Mills is very far from being a regular person and if she can’t get by on $50 million, then she is even more delusional then has been reported.

Sure, she says she does a lot of charity work, but most of that was based around using her ex husband and his name.

Hey, I got an idea, why don’t you resort to turning tricks for a buck? Oh wait……

Heather Mills’ Naked Disuise

Here is Heather Mills in disguise when she flew in Newark Airport last week. This is the cunning disguise she wears when she is stalking Paul McCartney.

I don’t know why she bothers with a disguise; I mean, really, who recognizes her with her clothes on anyway…..

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Arise Baroness Heather Mills

More craziness from the mouth of Heather Mills. As if $50 million wasn’t enough for her, she now claims to have been offered a peerage by Tony Blair.

The former pornstar family planning model and hooker escort claims that Blair and Lord Macdonald promised to make her Baroness Mills in 2001. Read more

Heather Mills Skanky Full Frontal Nude

These images are very definitely not safe for work.

I guess the cat is out of the bag big time now. These images should for once and for all put to rest Heath Mills McCartney’s denials about her porn star past. Read more

Heather Mills Wants Everyone To Drink Rats’ Milk!

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The ex-wife of Beatles singer Sir Paul McCartney has lashed out at all of the carnivorous humans in the world, blaming us for the world’s global warming problem.

Heather Mills made the outlandish claim at the launch of a new vegan campaign at London’s infamous Speaker’s Corner. During the announcement, she said that we should all be drinking the milk of rats or cats, instead of milking cows and ruining the environment.

Viva, the animal rights group Mills is currently invovled with, says that “dairy and meat products” are the “major causes of greenhouse gases.”

Here’s what Heather had to say on the issue: “There are fields and fields of grain just miles from starving children in Africa, being shipped to Europe to feed our livestock.

“There are 25 alternative milks available in health shops and supermarkets.

“Why do we not drink rats’ milk, cats’ milk or dogs’ milk?”

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