George Clooney is top of Hollywood’s bachelor poll……

George beat out many younger stars to top the list compiled by US news show, The Insider.

Here is the top 10 list of Hollywood’s bachelors.

1. George Clooney
2. Leonardo DiCaprio
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Ryan Seacrest
5. Vince Vaughn
6. Jamie Foxx
7. Owen Wilson
8. Orlando Bloom
9. Bruce Willis
10. John Mayer

Now, before all you ladies start swooning, there is a reason many on this list are bachelors.

Can you guess what it is???

This is a surprise… not!

A source claims that the relationship between George Clooney and Sarah Larson was little more than a publicity stunt, with the Ocean’s 13 star allowing his young beau to “do interviews and some modeling” in order to “get her a career” before the big split.

During the very publicised affair, Larson also managed to buy herself a set of silicon breasts, and is now looking at posing topless in Playboy to show them off. And it’s all thanks to Georgie-Boy!

The source also claims that during his relationship with Larson, Clooney was also “secretly dating” a woman in her mid-30’s — someone he’s allegedly still dating.

A rep for Clooney has denied the rumour, stating from the actor’s vacation house in Lake Como: “How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?”

How indeed?

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He may have dumped her for her fake breasts, but if the rumours are true, Clooney (and the rest of the world’s male population) are about to be treated with a topless Playboy spread of Sarah Larson.

Friends of the model have revealed that Larson is so happy with her breast implants that she wants to flaunt them, and is considering doing a topless centerfold for Playboy magazine.

“She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy,” a source said.

No doubt this would get up Clooney’s nose, as he allegedly dropped the young model because he doesn’t date “fake” women. Yeah, like that mop of his isn’t fake!

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Good guy George Clooney’s image has taken a bit of a battering. It seems his split with bar girl Sara Larson was not exactly done delicately.

FOX News claims that Sara was given no notice and was asked to pack her bags and leave immediately. Sara is devastated, because, for some reason, she thought they were going to get married.

I guess she just didn’t provide enough cover.

Gee this is surprising… only joking.

According to InTouch, George Clooney has dumped his cocktail waitress Sarah Larson. George, being the good guy that he is, didn’t even wait around to help her move her gear, instead he moved out himself, while she got all her gear out of his pad.

Nice touch George.

“George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.” As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. “The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”

Now George can go back to being a confirmed bachelor, doing the kind of stuff that all confirmed bachelors do.

“I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, ‘You’re really good looking, why don’t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.’”

– Larger-than-life actress Roseanne Barr’s memorable first words to George Clooney.

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George Clooney has revealed that seeing Brad Pitt with all his kids has just reinforced why he doesn’t want any.

“Even one kid running around my villa makes me nervous, so I’m definitely not a candidate for father of the year!

“If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask them to stay with me, just to remind me why I’m so happy without.”

Clooney also said he is not in a hurry to invite Pitt’s kids to his Italian villa, as he has no room for them all.

“I really don’t have enough space for all their children. Also, Brad and Angelina need a security deal of about 20 guys wearing dark suits and carrying walkie-talkies, and that tends to attract attention.”

George Clooney has said he is scared of Internet critics what is said about him on Staralicious because it is so “brutal”.

He has admitted he avoids looking himself up on Google because there were so many blogs “trashing” him.

Mate, I don’t even look myself up on Google, geez, what is with that? Do you really need to look yourself up on Google to know who you are, isn’t your mirror enough for you?

Clooney says it is better to live in ignorance than face all the horrible comments made by bloggers. Oh come on George, we never give you are hard time here. Actually, George just said he is scared of what is said on the Internet in general, we are not that nasty….

He told the Daily Express: “A few years ago, I went to check out this website that someone had talked about. There’s like, a thousand people sitting in dark rooms trashing you. Brutal! You’re like, ‘Wow, dude’.”

He added: “You see way too many angry people [on the internet]. I remember getting off the machine and thinking, ‘Never, ever again’. I’d rather live in my own happy, quiet world where I think that everyone is nice.”

That’s very fagadelic of you George.

Apparently someone doesn’t think a lot of George’s latest beard girlfriend, Sarah Larson, leaving a not too nice message on George’s voice mail.

“Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”

George played the message in front of Larson to Ian Parker from New Yorker magazine.

“Before you’re sorry’?” a surprised Larson parrots, before bitching about all the gossip about her and Clooney.

“They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”

No honey, I am sure what they really mean is you got lucky!

Clooney used his rent-a-cop chauffeur, to trace the caller’s number, which turned out to be a pre-paid cellphone. He tried to find out if the caller had paid by credit card, without success.

In a statement that is sure to please many of his gay admirers and equally disappoint many females of the World, George Clooney has come out and said he is gay.

In an interview for the April edition of Esquire magazine, George set the record straight on many of the rumors surrounding him, including his run in with Fabio (The World’s Most Beautiful Man) and rumors about his sexuality.

Esquire showed George a Web site that calls Clooney “gay, gay, gay,” . George took it in his stride and responded with:

“No, I’m gay, gay. The third gay – that was pushing it.”

So there you go, George is only doubly gay.

On his run in with Fabio (The World’s Most Beautiful Man) , after which Fabio (The World’s Most Beautiful Man) claimed he could beat Clooney up, George said:

“Yeah, that’s probably true. He’s a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you’re thinking, ‘If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn’t shake that.”

I’d have to agree there George, nothing to be gained from getting your ass beaten by him, you never know what is on his sandwich.

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