This Is What Santa Puts In Sacks

There were lots of titles going through my head for this post, but I figure most of them were a little too much, so I settled for the one above.

Believe it or not, this is the ad British health are using this Christmas to inform women that they should take precautions to avoid unwanted pregnancies.

Clinics will be handing out free morning-after pills, for those too bloody stupid to think of the consequences of that one night stand.

Critics claim that the freebie kill pill will fuel promiscuity and spread STD’s. I think they are about 40 years too late for that.

I am pretty sure that any kids getting out of bed to inspect the tree will be mightily disturbed if they come across the site of Santa Claus rogering their mother as in the image above.

At least now we all know where the ‘ho, ho, ho comes from; oh and ladies, don’t forget to see what Santa has left in your sack.

Question Of the Day

When does stalking stop being a hobby and start being a problem?

When you get caught!

Ryan Sutter Likes Big Breasts And He Cannot Lie

Here is a bloke I can relate to, it is like looking in the mirror. I just wish he hadn’t given all the bloke secrets away.

Speaking to MomLogic.com, Ryan spilled the following:

“Even when you’re about to breastfeed, we get turned on because we’re guys and we just see boobs”.

No shit Batman; I know when ever I see a boobie, I just want to chow down on it.

Further pearls from Ryan include faking ignorance about “poopy diapers” to “let you discover it”.

Yep, been there, done that.

He also admits to wearing sunglasses to check out “cute 25-year-olds who walk by”.

I got rid of the sunglasses, they can obscure the view.