Jessica Simpson & Eva Longoria Dirty Dancing

I guess with all that new hair and silicon comes a new personality, as former good Christian girl, Jessica Simpson, got down and dirty on the dance floor with Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria recently.

The pair lapped up the attention as they bumped and grinded together, Jessica of course with the usual 6-inch cleavage spilling out of her skimpy top.

As if the pictures aren’t enough to put me off my smoko, there’s a video as well.

All you pervy men can click here if you’d like to see it.

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Golden Globes Hits!

There’s so much fashion at the Golden Globes that I decided to condense it into two mega-posts…

The 2007 Golden Globes Hits are…

Hayden Panettiere…

This girl is gorgeous! She’s my favourite of the night…the dress is amazing, and her hair looks flawless!!!

Reese Witherspoon…

She looks fabulous! Her hair is so flat and gorgeous, and that dress looks so great on her newly-trim figure…

Vanessa Minnillo…

Nick Lachey’s new squeeze set jaws dropping with her silky, bronzed look! She’s another one of the night who should give her stylist a raise - fabulous!!!

Beyonce Knowles…

Fishtail dresses seem to work for Beyonce, so why not stick with ‘em? She looks a million bucks…good luck with Dreamgirls!!!

Eva Longoria…

Desperate Housewive or not…Eva sure knows how to put a knock-out ensemble together!!! The colour is too die for, and the beading around the neck…superb!!!

Last but not least…Drew Barrymore…

This is soooo much better than that green disaster she wore!!! She looks so lady-like and innocent…her hair and make-up is perfect (and her date’s a bit gorge as well)!!!

Well, those are the hits (in my opinion) of the night…but where are the misses, you say…

Coming right up!!!

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Firecrotch Eva?

Is Eva Longoria following in the footsteps of the ‘Original Firecrotch,’ Lindsay Lohan, and her most recent copy cat, Avril Lavigne??

Perhaps Eva has decided it’s time Lindsay passed the torch, as Lindsay has been looking very un-firecrotch-like of late.ÂÂ

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Eva Plays Mummy

Eva Longoria and her two pint-sized pals stopped for a bite to eat at Cafe Med in Los Angeles.

I can’t work out whether Eva is practicing for a movie role, practicing for the ‘real thing,’ or simply helping out a pal with a little baby-sitting…

Also…is it just me, or does Eva look surprisingly ‘thinner’ in these new pics?? Her face looks especially ‘gaunt.’

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Pure Eva

The recently single? Eva Longoria at Pure Nighclub in Las Vegas.

Seems like single life is helping her get over her fugly period.

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Eva & Tony: “Everything is Fine”

Well, apparently all the buzz surrounding the alleged break-up of Eva Longoria and partner Tony Parker has been completely false.

Eva has told E! News’ Ryan Seacrest that she and Tony are still together, and that she is flying to Paris shortly to join Tony, who is in France to play in a few exhibition games.

Last week Eva’s publicist released a statement which said the pair were going through “a difficult time,” but did not actually say they had split up.

Tony has also squashed the rumours of a split, announcing “everything’s fine. A couple stuff happened, but that’s nothing. Everything is fine.”

Sounds like they’re working things out…perhaps we’ll still be hearing wedding bells after all??

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Eva Longoria Desperate And Dateless

People reports that Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker have split up.

“They did break up. It’s amicable,” the source says, adding, “They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out.”

“It’s distance and demanding careers and not living in same city,” said the source. “It didn’t happen yesterday. It’s been going on for a while.”

In an earlier statement issued by Longoria’s rep Liza Anderson on Friday, she said, “Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now, just like any other couple with extremely demanding careers.”

Parker’s people have denied the split.

News coming from Page Six paints a different picture, claiming that Parker was dirty dancing and cuddling with a tall blonde at Marquee during “The Departed” premiere after-party.

A friend of Longoria said, “Eva was devastated when she found out. The blonde was an ex-girlfriend of Tony, and they apparently swapped numbers, but he swears nothing else happened. Eva and Tony are talking right now, trying to work things out.”

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Eva Does Lunch - Or Not?

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have lunch at Cafe Med in Los Angeles.

No pics of her actually eating anything though and going by the look of her legs, she could do with a good feed.

Someone needs to tell him that wearing your cap even slightly off-centre is only cool on a four year old.

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Eva Longoria on Set of New Movie

Here are some snaps of Desperate Housewives hottie Eva Longoria on the set of her new movie, How I Met My Boyfriend’s Dead Fiance (great title, bet it’ll end up winning an Oscar!).

There’s plenty more Eva here!

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Lance Armstrong Fights off Gay Rumours with Eva

Unable to shake off those gay rumours doing the rounds at the moment (that he and good friend Matthew McConaughey are a couple), Lance takes his “I’m Not Gay” campaign to the next level, by escorting sex-kitten Eva Longoria to El Sueno de Esperanza (some Spanish ‘do).

Eva does look great, but Lance, I’m afraid, still looks gay…

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