Quote of the Day: Donald Trump’s Idea of Beauty

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“Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. In terms of beauty, she’s not a great beauty. She’s a nice looking woman. She’s OK. But she’s not a great beauty.”

– Donald Trump thinks Angelina Jolie is over-rated… don’t we all?

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Trump’s Bid To Save Skanky Trio’s Careers

Donald Trump has come up with a plan to save the dying careers of three of Hollywood’s skankiest, f***ed up young divas… stick them all on an upcoming series of reality show, Celebrity Apprentice!

The Trump Page Six that he’s currently in talks with Britney’s people about the show, and plans on discussing the idea with Lindsay Lohan’s crew later in the week. Jailbird Paris Hilton has apparently already expressed an interest in starring in Trump’s show.
“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Donald said. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”

While Trump says he didn’t get in touch with Paris personally, the hotel heiress, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but [we] don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

As for LiLo… “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them,” he said.

I’m not sure if being on Trump’s show will “save their careers” (not that Hilton’s really needs saving, anyway, as she seems to be doing fine on her own), but The Don does seem to like helping out young girls who are scraping the bottle of the barrel… remember tarnished Miss USA Tara Conners last year, and his “words of wisdom?”

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Trump Gets Even

Sick and tired of his little spat with Rosie O’Donnell, Donald Trump has sent her a nice little letter, well and truely sticking Rosie’s The View co-star, Barbara Walters, in the poo…

Here’s a copy of the letter, which was obtained by ET:

“Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.

An article in today’s New York Post indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald, never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump

P.S.

I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!”

Somehow, I don’t think things between Rosie and Barbara are going to get better any time soon…Ouch!!!

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Miss USA Gets Emotional

Miss USA Tara Conner couldn’t contain her emotions as Donald Trump announced that she would not be losing her crown.

The tears started to flow even more as Trump announced that Tara would be spending some time in rehab, after some bad behaviour from the queen which involved cocaine and under-age drinking.

A lot of people are saying that those are definite “peformance tears,” but I think perhaps they could be tears of joy/excitment…all the coolest celebs get to go to rehab, and Tara could be rubbing shoulders with Keith Urban next week!

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Trump Fires Miss USA

Donald Trump has told Miss USA Tara Conner to hit the road and go back to Kentucky, after a string of ’situations’ which led people to liken her to Lindsay Lohan!

According to a doorman at her Trump Plaza apartment, Donald told Tara to pack her bags and move out. “She does not live here anymore…She is not allowed on Trump property. I don’t think it was her choice, really,” said the doorman.

Trump said that pageant officials were still looking into the situation, and that an annoucement would be made on Tuesday, however, TMZ is reporting that runner-up Tamiko Nash has already been contacted by a high-ranking pageant offical, and will be taking the crown from Tara after Tuesday’s annoucement.

Since her crowning in April this year, Tara has been seen out partying with the likes of Travis Barker, Idol’s Ryan Seacrest, and MTV VJ Damien Fahey, as well as her publicised ‘passionate kiss’ with Miss Teen USA.

Oh, the dramas of a pageant queen…

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Donald Trump On What’s Sexy

The Don expounds on his thoughs on the effect models have on society and more importantly how it relates to him personally.

“Personally, I think this is a bunch of garbage,” the man with the world famous comb-over wrote on his Trump University blog. “Men don’t care about that kind of stuff. Besides, they’re not looking at the male models. They’re looking at the women.”

“I’ve never had the biggest muscles, but I’ve always had the best-looking women,” he said. “I guess there’s only one muscle that really counts… your brain.”

No prize here Don.

Yeah if that was the case, Eistein would have been married to some Hollywood starlet and Stephen Hawkins would be on Britney’s arm.

No mate, nothing to do with your brain. The thing that really matters is the size of your bank balance and the ammount of publicity you can generate.

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Trump Bags Jolie

I have to say I agree with the Don on this one. I don’t find Angelina Jolie attractive at all either. Apart from her physical ugliness, the woman is way too strange for my liking.
The interesting bits of his interview with Larry went like this:

KING: OK, back to some thing current. You recently applauded Brad Pitt’s stance on not marrying Angelina Jolie. I believe you said that you consider everyone — when he said everyone should be married but don’t bug him, why?

TRUMP: Well, look, number one, I know her father. Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog but maybe they have some kind of a thing.

KING: Yes, why, he’s a good guy?

TRUMP: I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, “I want to see my grandson. I want to see this.” I mean if I were with him, I’d say “Forget it. It’s over.”

KING: He’s also a great actor, Jon Voight.

TRUMP: I think he’s a great actor and she just treats him terribly. She’s been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. And, I just don’t even find her attractive. That has nothing to do with why I said it though.

He made that statement, right, and he made it like he’s doing this wonderful thing for humanity. I think he probably made it just because he doesn’t want to get married, which is, you know, not so bad.

KING: You’ve been quoted…

TRUMP: But I’m not a fan of hers as you probably noticed.

KING: I gathered. That’s come through.

TRUMP: Did you notice, OK?

Watch the video.

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