Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, or one well past her use-by-date.

Sharon Osbourne, in a fit of jealousy has claimed that fellow X Factor judge, Dannii Minogue wanted to bump uglies with Simon Cowell.

What a load of shit.

Everyone knows that the only person who wants to sleep with Simon Cowell is Simon Cowell….

Not content with that slur, Osbourne went on to describe Minogue’s plastic surgery as appalling.

This is a perfect example of black hearted jealousy, especially considering Minogue hasn’t seen Osbourne in 2 years.

As Minogue says she thought Osbourne would have moved on by now and notes that these kind of comments do nothing to enhance her standing to the public, rather they show her to be an extremely jealous and egotistical person, who considering her daughter has just checked into rehab, should have more important things on her mind to worry about.

Mind you, being in rehab to that family is probably like a trip to the corner store for everyone else.

Dannii Minogue’s close friendship with head X Factor judge Simon Cowell hasn’t saved her from getting the boot, with fellow judge Louis Walsh claiming that the Australian singer will “be axed from the show” at the end of the latest series.

Walsh revealed that Minogue’s rival, Sharon Osbourne, would be returning next year, and added that the crazed wife of rocker Ozzy Osbourne would replace Minogue on the X Factor panel.

“Obviously Dannii would be the one to go,” Walsh said. “Having Sharon and Cheryl Cole on the show together is too good an opportunity to miss.”

Dannii is reportedly yet to be told about her impending axing, so no doubt the news will come as a bit of a shock to her.

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Dannii Minogue’s no stranger to milking publicity, and since actress Lindsay Lohan has just turned down an offer to pose nude in Playboy, the 37-year-old Aussie has put her hand up, saying that she would consider stripping off again if the “right” amount of money was on offer.

The Australian singer and television presenter first graced the pages of the infamous men’s magazine 13 years ago, and enjoyed the experience so much that she would do it all over again, this year, if possible.

“I did Playboy when it was cool and I shocked myself and many others,” Minogue said. “But it was liberating at the time. I would do it again.”

Added the Under Pressure singer: “If the money was right, then sure. Who knows, it might happen this year too.”

Dannii’s rep, however, has said that her client has “no current plans” to pose for Playboy a second time.

“Dannii has no current plans to do Playboy magazine again,” the singer’s rep said. “She has no regrets either as the pictures were beautiful.”

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Forget about kinks in the bedroom — Aussie singer and X-Factor judge, Dannii Minogue, has a thing for licking shoes!

The 36-year-old former flame of F1 driver Lewis Hamilton admitted her strange fetish on U.K.’s Gok’s Fashion Fix, explaining that she sees nothing wrong in wanting to lick her designer shoes and handbags.

When asked why she enjoyed covering her footwear in saliva, Ms. Minogue simply replied, “[because] it tastes good.”

No wonder Lewis dumped the freak!

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Further enhancing the arrogant, ego riddled reputation of Lewis Hamilton, is his treatment of the women.

At the Melbourne Formula One Grand Prix, Hamilton had been chasing hard to get a date with Dannii Minogue. After repeatedly asking her for at date in Melbourne, he invited Dannii to Monaco for this weeks Grand Prix.

Ok, now we switch to the lead up to the Monaco Grand Prix.

It seems Lewis somehow forgot about this date, as he spent the days leading up to the Monte Carlo event, attending the Indiana Jones film premiere at Cannes with Vivian Burkhardt, the current Miss Grenada. Even more intriguing is that Vivian’s mother told the Grenada press that the pair are an item.

Prior t the race, Vivian returned to Granada, because Lewis needed time and space to prepare for the race, and she would be a distraction.

The space from Vivian obviously worked, as Hamilton went on to win the race.

Enter Nicole Scherzinger, who attended the race and schmoozed with Hamilton and his father.

Hamilton decided that he needed to celebrate his Monaco win at a Monte Carlo party with the Pussycat Doll.

Adding further intrigue was Scherzinger claim that the pair have been seeing each other on and off for three months.

Hamilton and Scherzinger left together on a private plane for a $100,000 holiday.

And can you guess where they went for their holiday? Granada.

Simon Cowell has denied reports that he has split from girlfriend Terri Seymour.

Last week I posted about Cowell and his choice of who he would save from a sinking ship. Terri was not one of them.

Speculation is that the reported split is due to his decision not to have children, with Cowell claiming his career is too important to him. Nah, I think the only thing important to Cowell is Cowell himself, with daylight second.

I mean this guy must have fantasies about himself and calls out his own name doesn’t he?

Cowell insists they aren’t going to break up any time soon. Who would possible leave him?

Cowell has the following to say on the issue:

“She knows the lifestyle I have with work. I can’t see me slowing and I can’t see it changing. I’ve not been given an ultimatum. I’m assuming it’s a way off. I don’t think it’ll be happening next month. I don’t know if she’ll leave me. I think she’s happy. We get on fine.”

Cowell and his X Factor judge Dannii Minogue, have both denied rumours of a romantic relationship after photos of the pair holding hands appeared in the UK Daily Mail.

Dannii admits they have a “close” relationship, and that she does flirt with Cowell. She does however prefers a “man’s man”.

“But that man could flirt with a book, a wall, anything… Marco (Pierre White) and Gordon (Ramsey) are proper men’s men. I need someone to sweep me off my feet,” she said.

The pairs “close” relationship has caused a rift between judges on the show. culminating with the pair failing to turn up for fellow judge, Sharon Osbourne’s Christmas party.

Dannii had other commitments and Cowell was just being Cowell.

The Minogue Botox sisters stepped out in Australia yesterday to support Aussie Formula One driver, Mark Webber, before his race in the Melbourne Grand Prix.

Kylie said: “This is my first time at the Melbourne race and I’m looking forward to hanging out with Dannii, who knows a thing or two about racing.”

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Kylie’s little sister Dannii Minogue at the Casino Royale party.

Dannii used to look good many years ago before she started on the plastic surgery kick. She would still look good if she had allowed her looks to develop naturally.

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