I love Twitter. It’s such an easy medium to converse with people across the globe – and, say, start a verbal war with someone, like Courtney Love has done, in her oh-so eloquent way.

The former rock chick, who is now more ’stick’ than ‘chick,’ lashed out at Jess Origliasso from Australian band The Veronicas and Gossip Girl-turned rocker Taylor Momsen, accusing the pair of being image thieves.

Here’s what Love had to say (please note that all typos are Love’s and hers alone… the girl can’t spell for shit!):

	Why does Taylor Whatsit deeply disturb me and why is the Blonde one from the verons or whatever they are clled wearing my actual clothes?
	i mean she is wearing MY clothes I bought and dyed and did shit to
	I will do MY job you kids runalong and find your own little jobs whne you can even THINK that you can play aROCK show for 3.5 hrs call me
	the chick from Goissip Girl and the verons girls arent actually playing ROCKMUSIC anyone takes seriousl.Itscrappy POP
	i mean call a Spade a Spade! i am Slow but @BrodyDalle is the only other female who plays guitar for shit.PAthetic.Learn yr Craft.Or Leave.

Apparently the Twitter war began after Courtney Love allegedly sent a message to Origliasso on the social networking site, asking her to give the former Hole star a call. When Jess still hadn’t called two days later, Love started on her Twitter tirade, attacking the singer and her actress look-a-like, Taylor Momsen.

Here’s what Origliasso had to say in response (again, all spelling errors are that of the celebrity and not mine):

C-love doesn’t like me today ..2 days ago she was Begging me to call her & hang out.. I guess she’s upset that Unlike her, Ive been too busy promoting a NEW record, & touring to bother. Sorry Courts!

	Oh and babe, Nancy Spungen had the bleach blonde far before you. Don’t give yourself THAT much credit.
	that being said.. I still think Hole were an amazing band <3
	I don’t hate @courtneylover79 .. Im a huge fan of her music! …. Its ok that she isn’t into POP music, or our band… But the stealing her clothes thing, and the hair? Give me a break

If you couldn’t make heads nor tails of Courtney’s Twitter speech, don’t worry, you’re not alone. Sometimes I don’t even know if Courtney knows what she’s talking about.

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Courtney Love has been diagnosed with malnutrition and told to fatten up by her doctors.

The singer has admitted that she’s been warned by doctors that she is “seriously underweight,” and blames her drastic weight loss on the constant worry about the missing £200 million from her late husband Kurt Cobain’s estate.

Despite her monetary troubles, Love has vowed to pile the pounds back on.

“I know I’ve got too skinny,” she said. “I know I need to sort it out.

“I need to start working out again. It’s the stress – you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers.”

The sometimes-singer has weighed in at a mere 8st 4lbs, which is seriously underweight for her 5ft 10in frame, and entering into very dangerous grounds.

“[The doctor] gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating,” Love added.

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This is why you shouldn’t take drugs.

Courtney Love, who claims to be clean has made several scathing attacks on Jewish lawyers and bankers. Love, whose mother is Jewish says about deceased husband Kurt Cobain’s royalties:

“Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, it’s going to lawyers who are also bankers . . .”

You think she would know how the music industry worked by now. No one buys records any more, at least according to RIAA anyway.

Is there a nice way to say YUCK?

Courtney Love brought her skeletal frame out in Malibu this week in a see-through lace dress.

I have never thought Courtney was hot, there is just something about that wasted druggo look that I don’t find appealing, but at lest she used to be able to fill out her outfits, when she wasn’t falling out of them.

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You know you’re in trouble when people start to confuse you with a drugged up, plastic surgery-addicted ho-bag, and for Lindsay Lohan, being mistaken for Courtney Love means she’s pretty much hit the bottom of the barrel!

LiLo was eating lunch at a restaurant in L.A. recently when she was apparently mistaken for the aged rocker. A group of fans started screaming, “Courtney! Courtney!” a source told Star magazine.

“[Lindsay] was looking extremely pale,” the source continued. “You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!”

See kids, this is what happens when you play with drugs… you end up looking like Lindsay Courtney…

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“I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying ‘Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.’ You liars. You bulimic liars.”

– Courtney Love on the actresses of Hollywood.

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While celebrating his 52nd birthday with friends last week, Bruce Willis got a little birthday love from feral rock chick, Courtney Love.

“They were full-on making out,” an onlooker laughed.

She must have had pretty awful coke breath, because shortly after their intimate greeting, Bruce ditched Courtney to party with his friends.

A rep for Ms. Love said: “They were just saying hi in their unique way.”

Let’s hope they don’t say hi like that every time they see each other…

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According to a Courtney Love fansite, a film depicting late rocker Kurt Cobain’s life is in the works, with Courtney said to have given permission for the use of the Charles Cross biography, “Heavier Than Heaven.”

A source said that several “studios are in discussions with Love to bring the book to the big screen.” Courtney confirmed on the fansite, MoonwashedRose.com, that the film was “in an embryonic stage.”

“[It] has no script and no director attached, let alone stars…It will of course be [an] A list and high end film,” she added.

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Courtney Love swore off plastic surgery in a list of New Year’s resolutions posted on her website, but has since had a nose job and her lips reduced.

On her website, Courtney vowed “no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s.”

A source close to Love has announced that the one-time singer has visited a plastic surgeon in Paris who specializes in “fixing” botched cosmetic surgery. The source Love is “happy to have her mouth back,” but “doesn’t want to talk about that [the surgery]” just yet. “She wants the swelling to go down and for people not to tell.”

When asked if she’d had plastic surgery at a recent movie premiere, Courtney said “I’m not going to comment on that tonight…I just think me looking human is cool.”

Let’s hope she starts looking a little more human than in the picture above…

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Courtney has warned her ex-lover, actor Steve Coogan, that if in their short-lived relationship he had passed on an STD, she would castrate him (in not so nice words).

She and Coogan were only together for a period of about two weeks back in 2005, but Courtney says that Coogan had such serious sex addiction that she believes it’s possible he passed on a sexually transmitted disease to her.

“He has an intense sex addiction. He never wanted to stop. If he’s given me anything, I swear to God I’d cut his d**k off!”

Courtney then decides to spill the beans on Coogan’s sex habits, saying that she’s kept a journal on all the men she’s ever slept with, and that the reason she broke up with Steve was because he was an even bigger freak in the sack than she was!

“I’ve kept journals of every single thing, every single person I’ve ever slept with. Steve Coogan needs to lose the naughty f**king altar boy routine. When I was with him, he passed the line of what even I thought was normal!”

I can’t believe Courtney could find someone who was a bigger freak than she was!

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