Brooke Hogan Says “No” to Playboy

And thank the stars that she did!!

Hulk Hogan’s tranny-like daughter has saved all our eyes a lot of pain and turned down an offer to pose nude in Playboy magazine.

Hogan’s rep told Usmagazine.com: “Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

Unfortunately, we still have to put up with Ms. Hogan prancing around in a string bikini on her MTV reality show, Brooke Knows Best.

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Hulk Opens Up

Hulk Hogan opened up on a radio show, saying that he struggles being by himself since his wife left him.

“It’s hard when your wife has filed for divorce, and you’re not divorced yet. And, you’re tired of being by yourself every single day.”

To add salt to his wounds, Hulk claims Linda said:

“I never want to see you, be with you, be in love with you, with you again.”

Hulk was told about the divorce while in front of a live audience, when he received a phone call from his attorney. It cut him up, and he wasn’t sure if he would faint at the news, but composed himself enough to continue without the audience knowing anything was wrong.

Hulk is not to keen on Linda’s toy boy, saying:

“As far as my wife dating a 19-year-old, I don’t condone it. Brooke is very, very upset by it.”

He also accuses her of wasting all their money.

“To burn up all this money and have the divorce lawyers churning the clock, all this money that we saved for our children, burning up all this money that we could help John Graziano with, with a life plan, is insane. There’s no rationale anymore. They’re relentless.”

First time I have heard him mention John Graziano in a positive way. He is either re-evaluating himself, or putting a lot of spin on things.

I almost feel sorry for him.

Brooke Hogan To Pose For Playboy

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose for Playboy, according to NY Daily News.

With a new ‘Reality TV’ show, a flagging singing career and bad publicity surrounding her family’s marriage breakup and shocking behavior to the John Graziano affair, Brooke needs all the publicity she can get.

Brooke has done a spread for the cover of FHM in 2006, but outside, has not done a nude spread before.

In light of this, Brooke’s rep said, “No decision has been made at this time.”

Interesting, in one episode of the family reality show, Hulk was seen going around buying up all the magazines, because his daughter was features in it, in provocative poses.

Well that,’s the story, we all know better don’t we!

If this comes off, you can be pretty sure that ‘Daddy’ will be helping pose Brooke for the entire photo shoot, if not taking the photos himself.

And we all know who will buy the most copies of the spread now don’t we!…….

Brooke Hogan Bikini Candids Megapost

Now that she is feuding with her mum over her toyboy, Brooke has got over her hard feelings about her dad’s new girlfriend, who also happened to be Brooke’s friend, with the two of them sunning themselves around a pool.

No sign of Hulk this time. I guess he must have rubbed oil into his daughter’s butt before she went outside, rather then while she was lying next to the pool like last time.

I wonder if his new squeeze minds him doing that? Once twisted family.

Anyone for another 23 photos of Brooke in her bikini, follow the link.

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Daddy’s Dirty Girl

Brooke Hogan is getting desperate to try and generate some kind of career out of her family’s flagging public image.

She has fallen back on the well worn fame wagon of, ‘when all else fails, skanking it up’. She is trying damn hard to do a Christina, except that she doesn’t have half the talent and has twice the figure, courtesy of her father’s hulking genes.

Here are all the pics and a video of Brooke performing with her backup girl singers, ‘The Knockouts’ at Mansion in Miami this past weekend. Follow the link to see all the pics and video. Read more

Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Talk To Her Mummy

Brooke Hogan is moving on from all her family problems and pimping her new reality tv show ‘Brooke Knows Best’ in an upcoming issue of US Weekly.

The story covers areas of Brooke’s life such as her parents marriage split, Nick’s jail sentence and the accident that left John Graziano in the condition he is.

She tells the magazine how she no longer speaks with her mother since her mother got a new 19 year old toy-boy, Charley Hill. Says Brooke:

“Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

I wonder if the fact that her daddy likes to rub oil into her butt has anything to do with why she no longer speaks with her mother. One sick family, that’s for sure.

Brooke Hogan Cracking Up

Even though Nick Hogan is the one doing time, it is his older sister Brooke who seems to be doing most of the suffering.

“She’s suffering the worst of all; she just can’t keep it together and has been hit the hardest, she is extremely sensitive and her emotions are spiraling out of control. Brooke’s relationship with her father was severely strained after his reported infidelity with her former friend made news in February.”

Brooke’s father HUlk Hogan is putting a lot of the blame for the family’s troubles at the foot of their reality TV show, which he admitted in court is not reality at all, but totally scripted.

“I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about.”

“We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete,” he said. “But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Gee, who’d have thought that their reality show is not real at all??? None of it looked scripted to me…….

Brooke Hogan Bags Daddy’s Girlfriend

Brooke Hogan has taken a shot at her ex friend for breaking up her parent’s marriage.

On her MySpace blog, Brooke speaks about her friend who reportedly had an affair with the Hulkster, saying:

I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father.

Brookster says of her former pal, 33-year-old Christiane Plante:

 Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.

Allegations of the affair between Hogan and Plante surfaced in February, and daughter Brooke also spoke out about them then on her MySpace blog, but quickly removed the post.

Hogan, 54, announced that he and his wife of 24 years, Linda, were filing for divorce in November.

All very strange, as there have been rumors about her father’s affairs for years and not always solo if you know what I mean… menage a trois anyone?

That’s all they probably are though, just rumors….

Attack of the Blonde Bombshells at VH1

Paris Hilton…

Brooke Hogan…

or Hayden Panettiere…who do you think is the hotter blonde??

I personally think they all look better than they usually do…Paris’ hair looks great, and her dress is hot…Brooke isn’t dressed like a skank…and Hayden looks cute.

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