Britney Apologizes For “Umbrella Incident”

Her hair’s grown back and the umbrella in question has been terminated, yet months after her scary “umbrella swinging” incident in which she smashed up the window of a paparazzi car, pyscho singer Britney Spears has felt the need to apologize for her behaviour, in one of the most ridiculous cover-ups in entertainment history!

“I was preparing a character for a movie role.” Of course you were, dear… and I’m Santa Clause!!

Here’s what her lovely-written letter said:

Dear x17,

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!

Britney.

All spelling mistakes are Britney’s. Staralicious takes no responsibility for Ms. Spears’ lack of basic grammer skills.

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