Breaking News: Paris Hilton Can Write!

E! has obtained proof from inside the prison walls that Paris Hilton can actually form a sentence and spell!!

This is the most shocking thing I’ve seen and heard all day! For years, I always thought that Paris was a ditzy blonde with a lot of daddy’s money, but now I see that she’s actually a ditzy blonde with a lot of daddy’s money who has the writing capacity of an eight-year-old.

Wow..

And she’s writing letters to fans from prison… geeze… she must be desperate.

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