Breaking News – Britney Takes A Dump

After the ‘Breaking News’ story about Britney being rushed to the emergency room at Century City Hospital, which, by the way turned out to be nothing but a tooth ache, I just couldn’t resist in spilling the beans on this other news story concerning Britney.

Sources tell us that Britney has taken a dump. Yes you read that correctly, Britney Spears has taken a dump.

If you look closely at the image above, our spies tell us that hidden behind one of the cubicle doors Britney sits grunting and straining on an extra tough edgar.

Sources confirm that all went to plan and both Britney and turd are doing well.

P.S. No turds were harmed during the composition of this story.

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