Bette Midler’s Words of Wisdom for Hollywood Skanks

While out promoting her new CD, Bette Midler Cool Yule, the 61 year-old singer/actress decided to give some ‘words of wisdom’ to the latest breed of Hollywood skanks, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Here’s what she had to say:

“I’ve been on the other side to these wild and wooly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days…I’ve taken the other side…I started my life out as pretty wild, but I have decided after much growing and living that its time that we got nicer!”

“And I’m wearing underwear…a lot of underwear. In fact, I’m wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing, at least two bras and several pairs of panties.”

“Girls get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down.”

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