Besotted Benji Wants To Marry Paris
May 2, 2008 by staralicious
Filed under Benji Madden, Paris Hilton
See what happens when I go out for a feed and a couple of beers.
I get home to find out that Benji Madden is telling all about his undying love for the oxygen sapping machine Paris Hilton.
Telling Yo on E! on Sirius Radio, Benji said:
“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together.”
“We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material. You’re getting a lot of personal sh**t out of me, man!”
“You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”
The deluded fool even says that nothing would make him happier then to marry the attention craving leech Paris.
As Paris is well and truly on the way out, I would expect her to be moving Heaven and Earth the try and get married. I would go so far as to predict that she would actually be trying for a baby, except I am not sure if even she is stupid enough to think that she could endure a pregnancy; sure I can see here going:
“A baby, that’d be cool,”
but actually going through with it might be too much even for her to endure to grab attention.
Don’t rule it out though, she will get three bites of the cherry.
- Marriage
- Baby
- Divorce
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