A Pornstar Katee Holmes!
May 23, 2007 by Amber
Filed under Katie Holmes
A young blonde-haired, blue-eyed American student has just changed her name to Katee Holmes to launch a porn career, and says the change is in tribute to the real “Katie Holmes.”
The eighteen-year-old Illinois resident claims to be a virgin, and plans on losing her virginity on camera, paying homeage to the fact that her acting idol and namesake always portrayed a child-like innocence in her films.
Her porn manager explains: “Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’”
But having your first sexual encounter caught on camera is a bit sleazy/slutty/disgusting, right?? Not according to Katee…
“I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it.”
“How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?”
Meanwhile, in the camp of the real Katie Holmes, things aren’t so rosy…
“It’s a really cheap shot,” a rep for Mrs. Tom Cruise said.
Adds a pal of Katie’s: “It’s really kind of sleazy, using her name like that.”
She should take it as a compliment, shouldn’t she? I mean, at least one Katie Holmes would be getting some…
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[tags] katie, holmes, katee, porn, star, virgin, camera, cheap, shot, sleazy[/tags]
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