A Halloween Sex Story
October 31, 2006 by staralicious
Filed under Weird
I was told this story last week, but saved it until today, as I thought that Halloween was the most appropriate time to relate the tale.
Now I know this is not celebrity related, but I think it is very gross/funny so just had to post it.
I know this hairdresser in my town; actually, I know lots of hairdressers, but that is another story. Anyway, last week one of her regular clients was having her hair done and was telling her about an unusual experience she had.
She noticed that she had developed a rash around her mouth. She had put all the usual kind of creams on it with no result, so decided to go to the doctor and get something stronger to clear it up.
The doctor prescribed an antiseptic cream and told her that should take care of it.
The next week, she went back to the doctor with the no improvement in the rash.
He asked her if she thought it could possibly be an STD.
She told him that she had recently been dating a new boyfriend.
With this information the doctor took a scraping of the skin and sent the sample to pathology for testing.
Now she recounted to the hairdresser how the new boyfriend was hot and also very nice. Things were going so well and he seemed so nice that she engaged in unprotected oral sex with him.
The next day the doctor phoned the woman and asked her to come into the surgery to discuss the results.
When she arrived, he told her that he had the results of the skin scrapings and that it was not a rash she had, but that it was in fact a fungus.
OK, so you say, nothing out of the ordinary there, she simply caught an STD off the new boyfriend.
This is only partly true. She did catch an STD of a kind from performing oral sex. The only problem is that the fungus she caught is present only on dead bodies.
No, no, the new boyfriend is not dead, but he does work at the morgue. It seems that this really nice, hot guy has been fiddling with corpses and is now under investigation.
Don’t it just make you all warm inside.
Now for all you girls out there, the moral to this story is:
Don’t perform oral sex on your boyfriend if he works at the morgue and you have even the slightest inkling that he has been rogering the corpses.
[tags]halloween, oral sex, fungus, corpses, necrophilia[/tags]
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