Lohan And Ronson To Test Dubai’s Lesbian Laws

Lookout Dubai, Lindsay Lohan and lesbian lover really good friend, Samantha Ronson are moving in.

After spending time in Dubai while Sam was DJing at the opening of the Atlantis hotel, Lindsay fell in love with the glitz and money in Dubai and decided this is the place for her.

Apart from all the opulence and glitz, Lindsay is attracted to the fact that there isn’t much in the way of paparazzi in Dubai.

Lindsay also seems to have a thing for another famous Dubai property owner, Posh Beckham, with Lindsay recently overheard to say that she thinks she looks really hot at the moment.

I hope someone has told her that lesbians, or even those who act like lesbians are not exactly looked upon with favor in Dubai, with a female couple recently spending two months in jail for kissing on a beach.

Should make for some interesting times ahead…

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Getting Engaged

Despite her denials of being a lesbian the other day, Lindsay Lohan is not helping quell the rumors at all, with the UK Mirror reporting that the couple are getting engaged in Paris tomorrow, before announcing it to the World, shortly after.

The pair are in London for Sam to do some DJing, but have planned a romantic trip to Paris to choose their rings for each other.

Apparently they are going for hip, rather than expensive.

Seriously though, if Lindsay had to go all lesbian, why not pick a chick that doesn’t look like a bloke doing a bad impersonation of a chick.

Lesbians Want Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore has been voted the number one celebrity lesbians would love to date, according to the latest poll by Parship.com.

The Charlie’s Angels star, who labeled herself as bisexual in 2004, won by a landslide 49 per cent of the vote.

Other stars who came in high on the list include supermodels Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell, and coke addict Amy Winehouse.

Those part of the faux-lesbian trend – Katy Perry and Lindsay Lohan among them – were notibly absent from the list.

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Lindsay: “I’m Dating Sam But I’m Not a Lesbian”

We can thank Lindsay Lohan for the biggest contradiction of the day.

The Mean Girls actress has admitted that while she is dating and madly in love with a “wonderful” woman, she’s not a lesbian.

Lohan said to Harper’s Bazaar magazine: “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.”

She refused to name girlfriend Samantha Ronson as her lady love, but LaLohan is right — we all know it’s her.

When asked if she was a lesbian, Lohan gave a flat-out “No,” but was a little more coy when it came to the question of her bisexuality.

“Maybe,” Lindsay said. “Yeah.”

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Michael Lohan “Regrets” Slamming Sam

Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father Michael Lohan has admitted that he’s learned his lesson, and regrets calling Samantha Ronson “a drug” earlier this year.

“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Michael said last week.

“I’m a Christian,” he added. “I should not pass judgement on anyone.”

Michael started a verbal feud between himself, his daughter and her lesbian partner, Ronson, back in September, when he called the DJ a “parasite” and a “disgusting representation of humanity.” He further attacked Ronson, claiming that she was only using Lindsay for her fame. Both Lindsay and Sam fought back, writing scathing remarks on their respective MySpace pages that labelled Mr. Lohan a “coward.”

Mr. Lohan also admitted that he’d been using the media as a way to “reach out” to his daughter, but now knew that public announcements weren’t the best way to win back Lindsay’s love and respect.

“In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly,” he said. “And it was the wrong choice.”

Michael added that he and his daughter were now on the path to reconciliation, and from now on, he would be keeping his opinions on her life private.

“Family matters should be kept private,” Lohan said. “I’ve learned that now.”

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Lohan Wedding Rumours “A Lie,” Says Rep

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson aren’t getting married, according to Lohan’s rep.

Wedding rumours have surrounded the couple for some time now, though Lohan herself has been quick to deny them. However, DJ Samantha Ronson came clean earlier in the week, announcing during one of her gigs that, “By the end of this year [Lindsay] will be Mrs. Ronson.”

Lindsay’s rep says this is simply not true.

“They lie,” the Mean Girls rep said to Access Hollywood of the Daily Mail’s latest marriage article.

If it’s all a lie, then that would mean Lindsay’s father, Michael, was right all along: Samantha Ronson is a parasite who’s just using Lohan for her publicity. Huh, who’da thunk it??

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Katy Perry to Kiss Lindsay Lohan?

Wanted: one open-minded (and preferably hot) female celebrity to kiss singer Katy Perry at this year’s VMA’s.

Found: Lindsay Lohan!

Yes, it’s true! According to a source, MTV are desperate to make the most of Katy Perry’s smash-hit song, I Kissed a Girl, and are hoping to repeat the shock lip-locking that took place between Madonna and Britney Spears a few years ago.

While a decision hasn’t been made just yet, the celeb on the top of MTV’s list is rumoured lesbian actress, Lindsay Lohan.

“Producers are really working hard on it,” a source revealed. “They’d love it to be Lindsay, and they’re actually going to ask.”

I don’t know why they’re bothering. It’s not like Lindsay’s going to want to have a pash with Perry on live television, especially not when she’s put in a lot of effort denying those lesbian claims that keep popping up everywhere.

Maybe MTV should give Courtenay Semel or Tila Tequila a call instead? I’m sure they’d be up for a bit of girl-on-girl tonsel-hockey.

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Lindsay’s Dad Labels Ronson a “Parasite”

Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father, Michael Ronson, has admitted that he’s not so keen on his daughter’s latest love, Samantha Ronson.

While Mr. Lohan had previously told the press that he’s happy so long as his daughter is happy, he’s decided to come clean, revealing that he thinks lesbian DJ Ronson is nothing more than a “parasite” who’s taken over Lindsay’s life.

“I’m not happy,” Michael Lohan said. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right.

“People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

And Ronson wasn’t the only woman in Lindsay’s life who Michael had harsh words for. His ex-wife, Dina Lohan, he says, is “a kiss-ass.”

“Dina is a kiss-ass,” Michael ranted. “She’s just nice to everybody, trying to be friends with everyone, just so she can be on Lindsay’s good side. And it is wrong. She should be a mother first.”

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Lindsay: “I’m Not a Lesbian!”

Lindsay Lohan has denied those pesky lesbian rumours that seem to keep plaguing her.

The actress says that she’s “never” been intimate with wannabe celeb, Courtenay Semel, despite what the reality star has been telling the media of late.

Of course, Samantha Ronson’s name was noticeably absent during LaLohan’s little rant about her [lack of a] relationship with Semel… Make of that what you will…

Actress Reveals Her Secret Lesbian Love With Lindsay Lohan

Courtenay Semel, a small-time actress best known for her role in the ‘00 production, Sweetie Pie, has spoken out for the first time about her secret lesbian romance with fellow actress Lindsay Lohan.

According to a pal of Semel’s, the 25-year-old is struggling to come to terms with Lohan’s open relationship with British DJ Samantha Ronson, especially since Lindsay went to great lengths to keep their affair a secret from everyone.

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” Courtenay allegedly told a friend.

“At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.

“But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

Semel said that when she and Lohan were together, the 22-year-old star of Herbie: Fully Loaded was desperately trying to suppress her lesbian urges, and this oftern involved sleeping with a string of men in order to hide her true sexual orientation from the prying eyes of the press.

As well as her frequent bed-hopping with the opposite sex, Semel claims Lohan resorted to drugs and alcohol to sooth the pressures of her secret double life, eventually leading to an addiction which saw her shipped in and out of rehab.

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