10 Things To Be Thankful For Every Day

Top 10 Things To Be Thankful For.

1. You never went for a sleepover at Michael Jackson’s house.
2. You are not one of Paris Hilton’s puppies (she kills them).
3. Nick Hogan is not your chauffeur.
4. You are not Joe Simpson’s daughter when you are getting a bra fitting.
5. You are not John Travolta’s male nanny.
6. You are not a Scientology Storm Trooper.
7. You are not Britney Spears’ hairdresser.
8. You are not Perez Hilton’s love child.
9. You are not Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend.
10. You are not Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon.

Feel free to add more to this list in the comments.

Paris Is Unwanted

As reported here last month, the Paris Hilton flame has started to lose its flicker and here is further proof.

Paris was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier’s daughter, Crystal, and was booked to introduce the Pussycat Dolls.

When Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, “Do you want to see Paris Hilton?”, the entire room, which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming – booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage.” [Source]

She has pretty much neem a poison challice for the career of anyone who has come in contact with her, so it is hardly surprising to see her being part of yesterday’s crowd.

What’s next, being banned from entering clubs because she simply isn’t ‘IN’ anymore?

Ali Lohan Auditions For Porn Director

…By accident, of course!

The 14-year-old little sister of I Know Who Killed Me star, Lindsay Lohan, wasn’t aware that director Peter Davy – who she had an audition with – was the creator behind adult films such as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone.

“Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past,” the teenager’s rep told Usmagazine.com. “If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”

Or perhaps, little Lohan knew, and hoped that the same thing that happened to the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian could happen to her, too?

Needless to say, moma Dina Lohan was far from pleased about her daughter’s innocent audition for Davy, with sources claiming the Hollywood mother “went nuclear” when she found out.

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Britney Offers Miley Advice

Train-wrecked pop tart Britney Spears has offered to give young Disney star Miley Cyrus advice on how to be a child celebrity in Hollywood, after hearing of the photo scandal Cyrus is currently embroiled in.

Last week, Cyrus said she was “embarrassed” by the Vanity Fair photo shoot, which shows the Hannah Montana star topless and covered in a strategically-placed bed sheet. Britney, who is no stranger to nude scandals (count her numerous pantiless outings over the last year), has reached out to the young singer, offering her support in getting through the pressures of a media onslaught.

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Julianne Moore Chucks A Mean Spread

Proving that whatever the young ones can do, can be done better and with more class by an older chick.

Julianne Moore felt the need to spread em and put her crotch on display for May’s issue of Vogue Paris.

Mind you, she does look a little pained in her face – constipated perhaps???

Paris Hilton And Other Celebs To Blog For Staralicious

Well that’s the plan.

In my previous post, I mentioned a brilliant idea I just had. With people like Paris dishing out the dirt so well, I think celebrities would make great gossip bloggers.

I am sure Paris is not alone though, there would be tons of celebrities that could dish the dirt just as well; just think of all the scores they could settle.

What You Can Do?

If you think this is something you’d like to see, then you can support it by voting here, emailing this post to friends, leaving a comment on this post, or promoting it any other way you want.

Better still if you are a celebrity, or know the contact details of any, you can email me here. Please no spam though and proof is required to keep this real.

How It Will Work?

OK, So here’s the deal. If you are a celebrity, you can either write a guest post under your own name, or if you prefer to remain anonymous, the post will go under the author name of Celebrity or some other name that you choose. If you want to use your name sometimes, and other times remain anonymous, that is fine.

I will create an account just for you on Staralicious just for you, and guide you through the process of posting (it is pretty easy). This is a very select and prestigious offer and to my knowledge, the first of its kind.

What’s In It For You?

Well fame and fortune of course. Oh, wait, you already have that. OK, so there has to be something else. There is, you may want to simply even the score with another celebrity that has really given you the shits, or you may simply want to stick it to someone because they are better looking, earn more money, are overrated, or total divas. It doesn’t matter, this will be your chance to have your say in an unmediated way and let the people hear you.

It doesn’t have to be gossip. You can post about anything you want (within reason). If you want to get a message out to a wide audience, this is your chance. Do you have a particular cause you want to promote, or an issue you think the public needs to be made aware of, well this is your chance.

So come on Paris, Britney, Bruce, Jen, Susanna, Brad, Heidi, and co, this is your chance to reach out to real people and make a difference, have some fun and generally mix it up where you can be yourself.

Paris Hilton is Still Alive!

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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Paris Hilton, and even longer still since I’ve posted anything at all on her… not that I’ve missed it, or anything!

But with all the hype surrounding Britney at the moment (and I am soo over her – who isn’t?), I thought I’d break up the Spears monotony with a few snaps of Parisite’s latest outing.

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Britney Threatens Paris With Lesbian Video

Britney is so sick of the way Parasite Hilton has been treating her that she is threatening to release a video of Paris involved in in a lesbian sex session with a mutual friend.

Apparently Britney’s camp sent a letter to Parasite demanding to be treated better or else the video footage will be leaked online. Read more

Britney Accused Of Stealing Furs

Britney Spears has been accused of stealing four fur coats worth nearly $30,000 from her birthday party at the weekend.

The singer was celebrating turning 26 at the Scandinavian Style Mansion on Saturday night in Los Angeles along with Paris Hilton.

The coats, designed by Katja Berglund, were taken by Britney and her friends as they left the venue.

The video of the event does seem to show the coats being presented to Britney, so this could be nothing more then an attempt to gain some publicity as Britney’s expense.

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Christina Aguilera: Pregnant & Pantiless

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Well, I never thought I’d see the name “Christina Aguilera” used in the same sentence as the word “pantiless,” but I guess I’ve just been proven wrong.

The Dirrty singer certainly got a little “dirty” when she decided to head out to Amalfi Restaurant in Hollywood without wearing any undies beneath her short white dress. What was she thinking? She’s pregnant and expecting her first child really soon, and she chooses to forego knickers??

I’m so disappointed. I thought Miss Chrissy was better than the likes of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Obviously not.

The NSFW shot is after the jump…

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