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Blobby Thorpe Has A Brazilian Lover

Do you remember that South Park episode where, Tom Cruise wouldn’t come out of the closet? You can probably add another name to the list. I am not suggesting it is Ian Thorpe just because he is in the image here and the title. Plus Ian continually denies being gay, so it can’t be him now can it.

On a side note, a newly pudgy Thorpe has come out and said that he is in love with someone from another country. No word on who it is though.

Between revealing that he is in love with someone from another country, it is good to see that this has not stopped Ian from spending a lot of time with Brazilian swimmer, Daniel Mendes, who he has reportedly been living with in Australia for three years.

Thorpe’s former coach Tracey Menzies introduced the pair and they became bum training buddies.

A ‘friendship’ developed from there and love blossomed, as the pair became closer. The pair are not total recluses though, with them attending the 2007 Australia’s Next Top Model finale and the 2008 MTV Awards together.

However, photos of the two together are hard to find, with the images below being taken recently when the happy couple friends were holidaying with Mendes’ family in Brazil at Christmas after first spending time with Thorpe’s family in Australia..

Patrick Swayze Stops All Treatment

This is definitely not what his fans want to hear.

Patrick Swayze has reportedly stopped all medical treatment for his cancer.

The National Enquirer is reporting that doctors told Patrick there was little left that they could do to halt the progress of his illness.

Patrick was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer 12 months ago. The prognosis of this disease is normally poor, with most patients surviving less than six months after diagnosis.

As we all know, Patrick has been putting up a brave fight and has been something of a miracle man up to this point. He recently was hospitalised and recovered from pneumonia.

As expected, the illness on top of his disease has taken its toll with Patrick weakened by his fight.

A friend tells The Enquirer:

“There’s nothing more doctors can do for him.”

We are down to the wire and the goal now is to keep Patrick comfortable.”

“His condition is inoperable and they have stopped the chemo. He’s still losing weight and he’s very weak.”

“Patrick regards himself as a cowboy, and is determined to die with his boots on and no regrets.”

His weakness is to be expected, considering his condition, but let’s hope things aren’t quite as grim as this report would make it seem.

Faye Dunaway Disses Hilary Duff

A new indie remake of Bonnie and Clyde, the 1967 film starring Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway.

Apparnetly both actors responded the same way when told about the remake.

“Why?”

Director, Tonya S. Holly will direct ‘The Story of Bonnie and Clyde’, based on her own screenplay, which she claims was not inspired by the 1967 film.

The real juicy bit of this tale, is the choice of Hilary Duff in the role of Bonnie.

On hearing this Dunaway reportedly said:

“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”

That comment must cut right to the bone.

I don’t know where it would come from either, Hilary was great on Lizzie McGuire.

Sylvester Stallone Is Ripped And Expendable

Goes to show what testosterone and growth hormone can do for you.

At 62 years old, Sylvester Stallone is looking more ripped than many guys half his age.

The image above is the first shot released of Stallone in his new movie, The Expendables, due for release in 2010.

The movie is about mercenaries who attempt to overthrow a dictator. Based on the subject matter, the action cast, including Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Forest Whitaker and the look of Stallone himself, it should be pretty action packed.

Love him, or hate him, you have to give the guy credit for taking on that kind of role at his age.

Paris Hilton Moving In On Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa needs to steer clear of this one.

Last night she hooked up with Paris Hilton at the Nokia 5800 launch party in London.

Hilton is in London to promote her new show, Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, although it looks like she is trying to move onto Lady and get some of the attention falling upon her, saying to MTVUK:

“I don’t usually get excited to meet anyone but Lady Ga Ga is her own thing, she knows what she’s doing and her music is like no other,” said Hilton.
“She writes all her own music and has a style that is so innovative and modern and futuristic that no one has even thought of it yet and I love that. She’s a trend setter.”

Yuck!!

My advice to Lady is to steer clear before the curse of Paris infects you as well.

Russell Brand Beds 80 Women A Month – Goes For Quantity Not Quality

One-time boyfriend of Kate Moss, Russell Brand, in an interview with GQ magazine, claims he beds 80 women a month.

He claims he is getting to the burnout stage though, saying:

“Sometimes I think, ‘Come on, have a day off!”

He also regrets bedding a 61-year-old in his youth.

“She was certainly not a young woman. She was in a position of authority in my life. I didn’t cover myself in glory that night.”
“It was a formidable and unusual occurrence, and I weren’t yet ready for such challenges to my narrow-minded understanding of bodily aesthetics.”
“Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.”

Brand obviously believes in quantity over quality and I think he may be telling a few lies about the gender of his conquests. The guy screams gay to me.

Lindsay’s Friends Worried About Her Marked Arms

As I have been reporting recently, things for Lindsay Lohan aren’t going real well at the moment. First there was her recent fights with girlfriend Samantha Ronson and lately, her rapid weightloss has become an issue.

Friends are now worried about Lindsay’s mental state and that she may be slipping back into old habits after seeing mysterious scratch marks all over her arm.

A friend said:

“The marks looked really red and sore.

“She tried to hide them under a long-sleeved shirt but when she lifted up her arm to show someone a picture on her mobile phone you could see the lines on her arm.”

I think that she needs some serious therapy to get her life back on track. All this Sam stuff certainly hasn’t helped her mental state or career in any way.

Jessica Simpson – Now With More To Love

Meet the new Jessica Simpson, now with a lot more to love.

Jessica showed off her flippers new curves at the Kiss Country Chili Cookout in Pembroke Pines, Florida on Sunday.

Looks like she chowed down on a lot of chili prior to hitting the stage.

Bijou Phillips Tells People With Depression To Get Over It

Bijou Phillips, who is a Scientologist has a message to give people suffering from depression, anxiety or just general sadness.

“Get over it and stop being a pansy”

“My grandparents didn’t take any pills, and they were fine,” Phillips said in the February issue of Paper. “Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a f—king pansy.”

As a Scientologist, Phillips doesn’t believe in psychiatrists or psychiatric medication.

Fair enough, she can have her own beliefs, no matter how wacked they are, but why does she think this gives her the right to tell others what they should or shouldn’t do?

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