Archive for April, 2008
Pete Doherty Converting To Islam
Pete Doherty is spending his time in jail, getting as much smack as he can handle and living in fear of being bashed and made to pick up the soap.
Now, it is reported that he has taken to reading the Koran and has turned to Islam to help him cope. A source said:
“He’s been reading […]
Michael Jackson Has Banished Children From His Life
Michael Jackson is planning a comeback. So serious is he, that he has even banned his kids from his Las Vegas studio.
Starpulse reports, “Michael is producing the album himself and has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn’t want any distractions. He’s not going to be involved […]
Spencer Pratt Says 100% Sure A Lauren Corad’s Sex Tape Exists
Spencer (The Complete) Pratt is really pushing for publicity, reigniting his feud with Lauren Conrad by stating on an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, that he is 100% sure there was a rumored sex tape starring Conrad.
“I know for 100% fact it did exist – 1000%!” he declares.
When asked if he had actually […]
Wesley Sentenced To 3 Years Jail
Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for three misdemeanor counts of failing to file tax returns — the maximum requested by federal prosecutors.
“Snipes’ long prison sentence should send a loud and crystal clear message to all tax defiers that if they engage in similar tax defier conduct, they face joining him,” said […]
Angelina Jolie Wanted To Work With The Dead
As if she wasn’t nutty enough when she had a vial of her husband’s blood hanging around her neck, Angelina Jolie has revealed that she dreamt of being a funeral director.
“When I was younger, I went to a funeral, and I didn’t think it was enough of a celebration of the life of the person. […]
Pitt And Penn Are Not Friends
Sean (Moody) Penn is butting heads with Brad (Mellow) Pitt since Brad took over the Heath Ledger’s role in Tree of Life.
Possibly making matters worse is the fact that Sean is a friend of Jennifer Aniston.
Tensions are running high on the set of Tree of Life. Brad Pitt, who took over Heath Ledger’s role in […]
Tom Returns To Oprah
The last time Tom Cruise was on Oprah’s show, was June 23, 2005 and his behaviour was, shall we say, less then normal.
That was nearly three years ago and now it is reported that he is set to appear again. There is no news on the topic of the show, but you can expect some […]
Kelly Clarkson Naked At Home
Now here’s a sight you wouldn’t want to see. Apparently Kelly enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter who sees her, whether they are friends or complete strangers.
She likes the feeling of air around her spadger, it helps keep those damn yeast infections away.
That sound you can hear are the footsteps of […]
Nicole Kidman Finally Has A Lump
Proving that you should never botox your stomach, Nicole Kidman has been defying gravity and the laws of nature by showing absolutely no sign of being pregnant.
For something like six months now, has been flat all over, but has decided to flaunt her pregnancy during an appearance the United Nations headquarters in New York yesterday. […]
Kelly Brook And Billy Zane Split
Kelly Brook has called off her engagement to Billy Zane.
“After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement.â€Â
“The split is completely amicable and the decision was made after long conversations here and in the US. They remain good friends.”
Brook was said to be […]


