Jessica Biel Defined

We are all pretty familiar with Jessica Biel’s butt and boobs.

I have also previously made mention of her puppies.
Well there is none of that in this post. Instead, I would like to draw your attention to the definition in Jessica’s arms, and in particular her shoulders.

I reckon that she must have the best defined arms of any celebrity in Hollywood, including many of the male stars….

Pity about the daggy dacks.

Sienna Miller And Nipples

Sienna Miller and her see through top on the set of The Best Time Of Our Lives.

To me she looks pretty different in this to her other movies, but one thing stays the same and that is her lack of concealing clothing.

Britney’s Message To Her Fans

A picture’s worth a thousand words, and Britney has two of them, displaying a rather crude ring to her fans.

Enough said.

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Paris’ Cell Mate Hand-picked

The star treatment for Paris Hilton’s prison stay has already begun, with the parisite being able to “hand pick” her cell mate.

According to prison officials, Paris will complete her 23-day stay alongside an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving, as she was considered a perfect match for the socialite.

However, don’t expect to see any photographs of the reality star’s stay in prison…

Sources say that jail officials have already begun conducting electronic searches, making sure that no cameras, cellphones and any other digital device find their way into the cell of Ms. Hilton. Apparently, any staff member that is found photographing the star will be sacked on the spot!

And as if Paris doesn’t already have it easy enough, sources say that a “written protocol” has already been prepared especially for the “Parisite’s” stay, explaining “when and how things should be done for her.”

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Friends Believe Prison Will Be A Career Boost For Hilton

This is just what we all feared… according to pals of the law-breaking heiress, her 23-day prison stint will do nothing except improve her career and give her street cred.

“Prison will be the best thing that ever happened to Paris Hilton,” one friend said recently.

Another close pal said: “It’s going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she’s going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they’ll look amazing, too. Plus she’s going to get all that street cred.”

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but… SAVE PARIS HILTON!!!

I’d rather see her get away with the crime altogether, than see her get more popular and more money from being locked away for it.

Now, where’s that petition they were putting to Govenor Arnie??

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Lindsay Lohan’s Official Statement

A rep for troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has just released an official statement on her behalf:

“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

A medical matter? I think not… the only reason she’s in rehab is to try and take the heat off her “brush with the law.”

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Jessica Simpson & John Mayer’s Public Fight

We reported last week that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had parted ways, then I read a story suggesting that they were back together… and today, I find these pictures of the pair, fighting publicly on Memorial Day weekend in Mexico.

While the pictures are pretty grainy, both Jessica and John look visibly stressed, and at one point, Jess even breaks down in tears over their argument.

If they really are back together, like a few sites suggest, then there’s some serious “trouble in paradise” crap going on with those two…

More shots after the jump.

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Site Outage

When I woke up this morning, I checked the site and found that it was down.

There was an email from the host saying they had suspended the account due to it being too popular. Well words to that affect. Now this email arrived in my inbox at 2:19am Aussie time. I was still in the land of Nod then, so didn’t get it until a few hours later.

As you can see (hopefully) the site is back up again, but I have been warned that they may suspend it again if it keeps being popular.

So stop visiting the site…
Seriously, though, this is the kind of problem that is good to have in one way.

I will have to see if there is a repeat of the problem. If it happens again I will probably have to up the hosting plan to something far more expensive, which is what the host wants me to do. (I wonder why?)

So to all who could not access the site for a few hours, sorry, but I wasn’t aware it had gone down. Hopefully there wont be a repeat in the near future.

Regards Staralicious…….

Nicole Richie’s Still a Skeleton

When I first saw these pics on another site (namely, one of the big “gossip mag” websites), they had a headline reading: “Nicole Richie Has a Belly!”

Excuse me? A belly? Are they blind?

Nicole looks skinnier than ever in these shots, and I swear she’d need to put sinkers in her pockets just so she didn’t blow away in the wind!

But seriously, the girl looks like she’s gone downhill with her health – her face is sallow, her eyes are sunken, and it seems like it’s taking all her strength just to hold up those car keys…

So, despite what the major gossip chains say, I’m going to continue to preach to Nicole about her lack of weight, in the hopes that she’ll read this story and think of big, juicy hamburgers, as opposed to thinking of barfing…

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Cate Blanchett to Play The Villan in Indy 4

Australian actress Cate Blanchett, famous for her roles in The Aviator and Babel, will play the villan in the fourth installment of Indiana Jones.

When Cate was announced as starring in the film, it was thought that she would play Harrison Ford’s sexy blonde love interest, however, it has just been revealed that the Aussie star will play a Russian villan out to get ‘ol Indy.

At the moment, the film is tentatively titled Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods, but we all know how many times they change a title before the release date.

Filming is set to begin in New Haven, CT, very soon.

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