Sumner Win – Cruise Lose

PageSix reveals that Sumner Redstone’s wife helped him decide to dump Tom Cruise. “He was embarrassing the studio. And he was costing us a lot of money”.

Redstone says it was his wife, Paula, who first soured on Cruise, which got him thinking about offloading the misfiring star.

“Paula, like a lot of women, had come to hate him. The truth of the matter is, I did listen to her” Redstone says. “His behavior was entirely unacceptable to Paula and to the rest of the world.

Redstone estimates that Cruise’s antics – acting wacky, ripping into psychiatry, firing his professional publicist – were the key elements in the star’s downfall: “When did I decide to fire him? I don’t know. When he was on the ‘Today’ show? When he was jumping on a couch at ‘Oprah’? He changed his handler, you know, to his sister LeAnne Devette – not a good idea.”

Redstone estimates that Cruise’s bizarre behavior cost Paramount “$100 million, $150 million on ‘Mission: Impossible III.’ It was the best picture of the three, and it did the worst.”

[tags]tom cruise, sumner redstone, wacky[/tags]

Halloween Horror

In keeping with the Halloween theme, here are some pics of Jocelyne Wildenstein that should scare the hell out of anyone with a plastic surgery fetish.

Enjoy!

And this is what she looked like before she started.

[tags]jocelyne wildenstein, fugly, scary, plastic surgery[/tags]

Posh & Katie Bicker Over Weight Issues

Oh no! It looks like the BFF relationship between Katie Holmes and Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham may be over, after Victoria’s little remark on Katie’s dieting!!

Only a few days earlier, it was reported that Victoria was flying to LA to help Katie with her wedding plans (being the big fashionista she is!), and of course, Vics just thought that diet advice was included in those plans.

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Lindsay Lohan – Halloween Skank

Lindsay Lohan opts for the ‘Halloween Skank’ look this year – surprise, surprise!

The fluro pink leg warmers tie in well with her Flashdance theme, and also save her from looking completely trashy, and a little less skanky.

Just when she was doing so well, what with her new look and all…

I guess we can forgive her this time…it is Halloween after all, so she is entitled to one last night of skankiness!

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It’s Halloween – Hilary (& Haylie) Style!

What ever happened to celebrating Halloween ‘ghoul-style?’ You know, dressing up as a zombie…trick or treating as an alien or a ghost in a white sheet??

For a while now, Halloween for girls seems to be all about ‘the skankier the better’ (aka Paris Hilton).

Hilary Duff and her big sis, Haylie, can’t exactly be classed in the ’skanky’ category this year (although I’m sure Haylie tried her hardest!), in fact, I’m not really sure what category to put them in at all…WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE?!?!

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Angelina Reneges On Pledge

Hot on the heels of Brad’s reported PR stunt comes news that Angelina Jolie has reneged on a pledge to provide aid to a Cambodian conservation project.

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A Halloween Sex Story

I was told this story last week, but saved it until today, as I thought that Halloween was the most appropriate time to relate the tale.

Now I know this is not celebrity related, but I think it is very gross/funny so just had to post it.

I know this hairdresser in my town; actually, I know lots of hairdressers, but that is another story. Anyway, last week one of her regular clients was having her hair done and was telling her about an unusual experience she had.

She noticed that she had developed a rash around her mouth. She had put all the usual kind of creams on it with no result, so decided to go to the doctor and get something stronger to clear it up.

The doctor prescribed an antiseptic cream and told her that should take care of it.

The next week, she went back to the doctor with the no improvement in the rash.

He asked her if she thought it could possibly be an STD.

She told him that she had recently been dating a new boyfriend.

With this information the doctor took a scraping of the skin and sent the sample to pathology for testing.

Now she recounted to the hairdresser how the new boyfriend was hot and also very nice. Things were going so well and he seemed so nice that she engaged in unprotected oral sex with him.

The next day the doctor phoned the woman and asked her to come into the surgery to discuss the results.

When she arrived, he told her that he had the results of the skin scrapings and that it was not a rash she had, but that it was in fact a fungus.

OK, so you say, nothing out of the ordinary there, she simply caught an STD off the new boyfriend.

This is only partly true. She did catch an STD of a kind from performing oral sex. The only problem is that the fungus she caught is present only on dead bodies.

No, no, the new boyfriend is not dead, but he does work at the morgue. It seems that this really nice, hot guy has been fiddling with corpses and is now under investigation.

Don’t it just make you all warm inside.

Now for all you girls out there, the moral to this story is:

Don’t perform oral sex on your boyfriend if he works at the morgue and you have even the slightest inkling that he has been rogering the corpses.

[tags]halloween, oral sex, fungus, corpses, necrophilia[/tags]

Brad The Builder- Can He Fix It

Yes he can, well if you believe the pictures, but the story may be a little different to the PR spin. Did he really do any work?

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TomKat Back at the Footy

After last week’s absense, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were back their children’s sporting events…this time to watch Connor’s footy match.

Helping the couple support their son was their daughter, Bella, Katie’s mum, Kathy, Tom’s cousin, William Mapother, and close pal Jada Pinkett Smith.

Thanks to TomCruiseForever for the pictures!

[tags]tom cruise, katie holmes, footy[/tags]

K-Fed – The ULTIMATE Halloween Performer!!!

Nobody wants to hear K-Fed sing!!!

The minute Kevin announces a concert or performance…everybody in the vicinity runs scared!!

Wouldn’t he be the ULTIMATE performer for a Halloween party?!?

Halloween parties are all about scaring people – and Kevin Federline singing is enough to scare the crap out of most people!!!

People in New York and Cleveland are so scared of K-Fed’s singing, that they’ve had to cancel his shows!!

Page Six is reporting that ’so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline’s Nov. 4 show that “we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of Popozao.” His show in Cleveland has already been cancelled for the same reason.

[tags]kevin federline, shows, cancelled[/tags]

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