Holyshit It’s Bigfoot

Proving that there is a big woman behind every successful man, Katie Holmes takes Tom Cruise for a walk.

Now this picture makes Katie Holmes look like a giant compared to Tom as they stepped out for dinner at the Beverly Regent in Hollywood.

The actor has often been ribbed for allegedly wearing lifts in his shoes to boost his 5ft 7ins frame, but perhaps this was one night when he should have worn them.

Holmes is 5ft 8ins and towered over him in her high heels. Okay, so he’s a bit behind her - but he can’t be that far behind… he’s holding her hand.

The pair were reportedly discussing their wedding plans - let’s hope Cruise remembers his shoe lifts when they walk down the aisle. [Source]

This picture also makes Katie look decidedly chunky in the legs.

[tags]tom cruise, katie holmes, bigfoot, midget[/tags]

Janice Wants To Bump Uglies With Angelina

Janice Dickinson fantasizes about bumping uglies with Angelina Jolie.

And bumping uglies it would really be with these two going at it.

The irrelevant model, who rose to fame in the 1970s, has a long list of celebrity conquests to her name including Sylvester Stallone and Jack Nicholson.

In a sign of attention seeking, the pig ugly one wants to make it with her ugliness Angelina.

Janice, 51, said: “She’s gorgeous. She could have my babies.”

Right, Janice, I think you need to get some advice here, unless your ugliness stems from the fact that you were born a man, there is a little bit of a biological problem with this scenario.

She added: “I’d do her in a heartbeat!”

The self-proclaimed first supermodel also recently slammed waif-like models.

She said: “Models have it so easy today. They’re getting paid five times what I did, though in actuality the era of the super-model is over. It died with Heidi Klum and Gisele.

“You no longer see any of the super, warrior like women walking around. The girls are getting smaller and smaller.”

[tags]janice dickinson, angelina jolie, bump, uglies[/tags]

Brad Pitt’s Transsexual Creation

Brad Pitt has teamed up with Nip/Tuck creator Ryan Murphy, to produce a new TV show called 4 OZ (referring to the average weight of a man’s penis).

The show will be about the life of a transsexual married sportswriter, possibly spanning about four seasons. Murphy says: “The first season deals with the revelation of his secret. In the second season, he begins dressing like a woman. The third covers the surgery, and his inherent doubts about going through with it, and by the fourth season, he’s living as a woman and attempting to find love.”

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This will be Pitt’s first taste at producing a television series. Sounds like a great show…can’t wait…NOT!!!ÂÂ

Dopey Pete

The Sun is reporting that three days after leaving The Priory, Pete Doherty has been spotted buying syringes.

He emerged on Monday looking healthy, But by yesterday he was seen visiting a chemist in Dublin to buy two hypodermic needles.

Pete was staying at the city’s Morrison Hotel with girlfriend Kate Moss. The supermodel joined him on his sell-out Irish tour, which ends tonight at the Heineken Festival in Waterford.

Yesterday lunchtime, before a gig, he left Kate’s side to sneak out and buy his secret package. At 12.05pm he walked into Health Express chemist in Millenium Ways, Dublin, on his own.

Wearing a scruffy white T-shirt and black suit, he left minutes later putting a bag containing two syringes into his top pocket.

An hour after he sprinted back to the couple’s hotel suite, Kate left to catch a plane back to London.

This comes just days after Pete vowed to Kate he was clean from drugs and ready to marry her.

[tags]pete doherty, kate moss, syringes[/tags]

Anna Nicole Marries

In the space of a month Anna Nicole has experienced a birth, a death, and now a wedding.

Star Magazine reports that Anna Nicole married her lawyer, Howard K. Stern sometime early this morning.

In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot shortly before 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, while sailing on a white catamaran off of Nassau! “There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the mainland to the catamaran,” says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht — “and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!”

This is pretty screwed if you ask me coming so soon after the death of her son.

[tags]anna nicole, marries, howard stern[/tags]

Terri Irwin’s Emotional Aussie Interview

For those of you who missed it (the interview was aired on Aussie TV last night at 8.30pm AEST), or don’t live in Australia, you can view the interview in parts on the Ninemsn website.

*Terri Irwin and interviewer Ray Martin, at the Australia Zoo Memorial. This was the first time Terri had seen what the fans had done for Steve and his family, and she was so emotionally over-whelmed by all the support. She said “Thank you Australia!”

This is some of what Terri had to say last night…

On Steve’s funeral and final resting place: “He lived life so big that he just wanted some personal privacy at that point and I gave him that.”

On receiving ‘that’ phone call: “I was always worried about him diving…And I’m thinking ‘don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it.’ But he said those three words. He said ‘and he died’.”

On her life with Steve: “It was a fairytale. You know why I’m so lucky, I knew it when I lived it. It wasn’t always easy, but it was magical.”

She did such a good job and she was so brave! Hang in there, Terri, the world is here for you!!

[tags]terri irwin, steve irwin, interview[/tags]

Rachel Struts Her Stuff At LAX

Here’s Rachel Bilson strutting her stuff at LAX Airport.

This girl looks great even with no make-up on and daggy clothes!!! I’m jealous!!

In this pic, Rachel proves that even stars have to wait for a lift. =P

Finally, her lift arrives!

Thanks to Gossip Rocks for the pics!!

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Jessica Sad And Emotional

Following on from Ahlee’s story below, Jessica Simpson stormed out of her sister Ashlee’s party in London’s Sound Bar on Monday night, shouting: “I don’t want to be here - why won’t people just leave me alone?”

Ash was pretty happy at the time, having just made her successful West End debut as Roxy Hart in the musical Chicago. Sipping tequila cocktails, she told us: “All my family are here, which is amazing.”

But sister Jess, who split from husband Nick Lachey last year, clearly wasn’t at her best. Her dad Joe told us: “Jess is quite down at the moment. She’s not comfortable talking to people as she’s quite depressed and we’re walking on eggshells.” [Source]

[tags]jessica simpson, sad, angry[/tags]

Ashlee’s Opening Night Candids

In line with my previous post regarding Ashlee’s opening night critique, here are some pictures of her performance (thanks to Gossip Rocks)!

But what’s this?? Ashlee sticks it to the critics…

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Meds Killed Daniel Smith

People magazine reports: The death of Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel was caused by a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro, pathologist Cyril Wecht has revealed.

Wecht said the drugs caused the cardiac dysrhythmia that led to Daniel’s death. Wecht got the toxicology results from National Medical Services in Willow Grove, Pa., today.

[tags]anna nicole, daniel smith, drugs, death[/tags]

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