Christina Aguilera’s Secret Boob Job?
A very pink-and-blonde Aguilera stepped out in NYC recently, looking more like Malibu Barbie than the Dirrty singer we all know and love.
However, her new designer fluorescent threads weren’t enough to conceal the fact that her bosom seems to have grown to epic proportions overnight.
Now, I know she’s only just had a kid and all, and is probably still breast-feeding, but those suckers are HUGE! My conspiracy theory of the moment is that Aggie has used the birth of her son to have a quick boob job, in the hopes that her baby boobies will mask the secret enhancement… at least for a little while.
Ashlee Simpson’s 7-Figure Wedding Photo Deal
Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson has been out on the streets, busy doing what he does best - pimping his daughters for all they’re worth.
This time, he’s managed to sell-out younger daughter, Ashlee, cutting a deal with gossip giant People magazine for the exclusive rights to the littlest Simpson’s forth-coming wedding to Fallout Boy rocker Pete Wentz.
A source close to the mag has revealed that Papa Joe has cut a HUGE deal for the exclusive picture rights, with People reportedly having to dish out “well over” one million dollars - seven figures - in order to print the glossy photographs first.
Of course, the magazine - who Staralicious has recently had a run-in with - refused to comment on just how much they paid for the cheezy pics, but stated they were thrilled that celebrities “continued to choose” them for exclusive cover shots.
A rep for People said: “We’re thrilled that celebrities continue to choose PEOPLE as the place to share their most intimate photos. We don not comment on specifics of any deals.”
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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Split
Another Hollywood couple has called it quits. Just days after rumours of their engagement surfaced online, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have split - for good this time.
The on-again, off-again couple rekindled their relationship only two months ago in Miami, but have now decided to go their separate ways.
“It was a pretty bad breakup,” a friend of Wilson said. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”
Meanwhile, a source close to Hudson has a different take on the split, saying that it came about after Wilson was seen on two consecutive nights chatting up women at a bar in NYC.
“[Owen] was pretty chummy with the ladies … he was certainly doing some sweet talking,” the source said. “He looked happy to be there hanging with them.”
Added the source: “[Kate] feels dumb thinking [her relationship with Wilson] was so serious.”
Last week, the engagement rumours came to a head when Hudson was spotted wearing a Tiffany & Co. ring on and off the set of her new film, Bride Wars. Sources have since cleared up this little misunderstanding, revealing that the ring was a prop, and had not been given to Hudson by Wilson.
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Shania Twain & Husband Split
Country singer Shania Twain and her producer husband, Robert “Mutt” Lange, have split after a 14-year marriage, Shania’s rep has revealed.
“Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage,” Twain’s spokesperson Jason Owen said in a statement this morning. “This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time.”
Twain and Lange met and married in 1993, after a six-month courtship. They have one child together - Eja D’Angelo, six.
Britney Holidays with Mel Gibson
Britney Spears and father Jamie are currently en-route to Costa Rice, where they will spend “a few days” relaxing with Hollywood superstar, Mel Gibson, and his wife, at the What Women Want star’s holiday home.
“They’re just going away for a few days to relax,” a source told People today.
Surprising, huh? Who would have thought that after their little meeting in the Russian restaurant Romanov, back in March, Spears and Gibson would become such close friends that they started vacationing together?
The foursome will stay in Gibson’s Costa Rican holiday home, and will be back sometime next week.
Jesse Metcalfe Wants Perez Hilton Dead
Add another one to the list of celebrities who want Perez HIlton dead.
Sure, you won’t hear many of them actually say it in public, that is way too dangerous. Some of the dangers include:
- If you say it enough, some crazed fan may make your wish come true
- The police seem to take a dim view if you continually wish someone dead
- Perez may write nasty things about you
Seems Jesse Metcalfe is pissed with Perez always joking about him being a gay ass fudgeriga.
PR inside reports that Hilton was unnerved that Metcalfe became upset about him joking about his sexual preference and wishing him dead.
“That was quite negative energy,” the article quotes Hilton as stating. “He was drunk and said he wanted me dead. I was quite shocked. I’d only joked that he might be gay, what’s the big deal?”
Uhm, I’d say that if Perez looked out his gay ass window he may realise that not everyone on the planet is trying to roger someone of the same gender. The mud may stick, which kind of ruins your chances with the opposite sex.
And Perez doesn’t think the stuff he writes is negative energy; I read his sister writes most of it now anyway.
So let’s have a vote here, do you think Jesse Metcalfe was harsh in wishing Perez dead?
Do you think wishing something like a really bad case of herpes would have been nicer?
Or do you have some other suggestions of your own to add?
Alternatively, you may think that Jesse Metcalfe really is a gay ass mofo who needs to get a life.
Leave your comments and suggestions.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer
I have no idea what this movie’s about, nor do I really care…
But it does have Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson making out extensively, so I thought I’d post it on that merit alone. 
As a matter of fact, the whole gist of the movie seems to be different characters snogging and jack-hammering in various, colourful locations.
Cannes Film Festival Mega-Post!
The Cannes Film Festival never fails to bring out the stars, and this year, Australia’s Cate Blanchett and US actresses Eva Longoria and Natalie Portman were out in force, parading down the red carpet in their jewel-coloured gowns.
To catch all the glamour of this year’s festival, follow the jump.
Dolly Parton’s Got Her Boob’s In A Pickle
Howard Stern is not going to be on Dolly Parton’s Christmas card list this year.
The pneumatically enhanced Parton took offense with Stern’s fake recreation of Dolly’s audio book. In the Stern version, he has Dolly appear to say things such as.
“Kenny Rogers smells like boy cum.” and Linda Ronstadt being a
“really bad tub of shit”
Dolly issued the following statement:
“I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. (She has probably put some pretty disgusting things in there though.) They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”
You know the funny thing is, that even though she may never say these things, she didn’t deny thinking them….;-)
Adnan’s Trying To Sell A Britney Sex Tape?
I think by now, there isn’t too much of Britney that hasn’t been on display, in posts like this, and this, so news coming out of the National Enquirer shouldn’t come as a shock.
Splash News Online is reporting that the one-time parasitic paparazzo boyfriend of Britney, Adnan Ghalib, is shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico, when Britney was less then in control.
“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”
If it does come out, it is forecast to be the highest selling sex tape of all time.
Once a scumbag, always a scumbag and I mean Adnan, not Britney. She was just a train wreck at the time; if she is smart she should negotiate for a cut of the profits now, then use the money to screw him big time…
